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The Simpsons · Season 14

Homer and Judge Harm in “Brake My Wife, Please”

Homer

I'll never mock the Coast Guard again. You Navy rejects are all right.

Judge Harm

Mr Simpson, give me your license.

[Homer groans and hands it over. Judge Harm uses a miniature guillotine to slice the license in half. The license is then fed to two dogs.]

Judge Harm

Burn their poop.

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