Don't worry son, I'll build you a new treehouse--One so grand it'll be an affront to God himself.
Can it have a ladder you can pull up after you?
Only if it's an affront to God.
“Old Yeller Belly” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
Oh, thank God, the dog's here. Pull me free, boy.
I used to think cats were just for losers who live in apartments, until my life was saved by this sweet little kitty. [Meow] [pissed off at Santa's Little Helper] Ooh, but as for you, Santa's Little Helper, you are a selfish coward and a bad dog! [Santa's Little Helper whines] Get out... AND STAY OUT!
Move the net under the window.
There's no net.
[falling] AAGH! OOF!
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