“Lisa's Sax” · Season 9
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (2)
[The "All in the Family" opening:]
Boy, the way the Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my eight-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days
[singing] We're proud to present on the WB, Another bad show that no one will see! [walks away] I need a drink.
Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. [thinking what Grandpa told him]
Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Lousy traumatic childhood.
That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And damn good cherry pie.
[on TV we see The man dancing with a white horse, as a traffic light hangs from a nearby tree]
Brilliant. I have absolutely no idea what's going on.
[Looking at Bart's drawing] Oh what a beau... Aaah! Burn it! Send it to hell!
Homer, have you seen the frozen peas?
[Homer wipes his face with a frozen dinner and pulls the peas out from underneath him.]
Ahh, you keep 'em. Now listen, if we can't afford private school, maybe there's some other way to encourage Lisa. Eh, an art class! Ballet lessons! They have some fun things you can do at the museum on Saturday!
Uh-uh. Forget it, Marge. There is no way I am spending my Saturdays at a museum. Unless...museums don't have foosball, do they?
[Homer daydreams about himself at the museum, playing Foosball with a statue.]
You lose, Michelangelo's "David"! Who's next?
Meeeeeee!
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