Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. [thinking what Grandpa told him]
YYoung Grandpa
Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Lousy traumatic childhood.
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