[he drops a heavy jar of pennies to the ground] Aw, nuts! [echoes] Hello? China? Little help?
“Homer's Phobia” · Season 8
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1)
JJohn
Homer, what have you got against gays?
You know! It's not...usual! If there was a law, it would be against it!
Oh, please, Homer, you're embarrassing yourself!
No, I'm not, Marge! They're embarrassing me! They're embarrassing America! They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names, like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just, uh...
JJohn
Queer?
Yeah! And that's another thing: I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it! Well, I'm taking back our word, and I'm taking back my son!
RRoscoe
[to workers] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
WWorkers
[waving in a sissy-like way] Hell-o-o!
[gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?
SMSteel Mill Worker #1
[High-pitched effeminate voice] Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!
SMSteel Mill Worker #2
[Similar voice] Get it, get it, get it!
[Homer whimpers]
SMSteel Mill Worker #3
[walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants] Hot stuff, comin' through!
Aah!
Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! [to the workers; angrily turns red] YOU'RE ALL SICK!
SMSteel Mill Worker #4
[waves his hand] Oh, be nice!
Ohh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! [a whistle goes off] Oh my God, what's happening now?
RRoscoe
We work hard. We play hard.
[He pulls a chain, and the entire mill is transformed into a night club called "The Anvil", with all the workers dancing to "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)". Homer slowly backs away, frightened, covering Bart's eyes.]
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