[to workers] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
[waving in a sissy-like way] Hell-o-o!
[gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?
[High-pitched effeminate voice] Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!
[Similar voice] Get it, get it, get it!
[Homer whimpers]
[walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants] Hot stuff, comin' through!
Aah!
Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! [to the workers; angrily turns red] YOU'RE ALL SICK!
[waves his hand] Oh, be nice!
Ohh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! [a whistle goes off] Oh my God, what's happening now?
We work hard. We play hard.
[He pulls a chain, and the entire mill is transformed into a night club called "The Anvil", with all the workers dancing to "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)". Homer slowly backs away, frightened, covering Bart's eyes.]
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