“Another Simpsons Clip Show” · Season 6
In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1)
[Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy and Scratchy. Marge enters (in reused footage from earlier episode]
How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
It's a new episode.
Not exactly. They pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
[switches to new footage] Really?
Ren & Stimpy do it all the time.
Yes, they do, but when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren & Stimpy?
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
(Marge tries to talk to Homer about their love life, but Homer is half-asleep)
Marge, it's 3:00 a.m. and I've been working all day.
It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!
(cut to reused footage from season four's New Kid on the Block of Homer digging a half-eaten hot dog out of a kiddie pool)
There you are. Thought you could get away! (eats it)
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