(Marge tries to talk to Homer about their love life, but Homer is half-asleep)
Marge, it's 3:00 a.m. and I've been working all day.
It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!
(cut to reused footage from season four's New Kid on the Block of Homer digging a half-eaten hot dog out of a kiddie pool)
There you are. Thought you could get away! (eats it)
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