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“Black Widower” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Black Widower” · Season 3

In this episode: Sideshow Bob (2), Selma (2), Krusty the Clown (1)

Emmy Awards. Krusty is giving a speech

And the nominees are: Droopy Drawers, Colonel Coward, Pepito the Biggest Cat in the Whole Wide World, Sideshow Bob and Suck-Up the Vacuum.

[The screen crawl for Bob says "Live from Springfield Penitentiary", and the crawl for Suck-Up the Vacuum says "Now filming movie in Spain". Krusty opens the envelope to reveal the winner of the Best Supporting Performer in the Children's Program Emmy Award.]

Krusty {cheerful}: And the Emmy goes to... Krusty's mood changes when he opens envelope

Krusty {grumpy}: I don't believe this...Sideshow Bob!

Live feed video shows a man shaking hands with Bob as he hands over statue

This is one more Emmy than you'll ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box!

Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!

No-talent shill!

Second banana!

Panderer!

Bore!

[Bob is restrained by prison guards.]

Stop it! Release me!

[He gets injected with tranquilizer fluid, knocking him out.]

Uh, now for the highlight of the evening: Best Film-to-Video Transfer.

[The scene changes back to the present.]

That MacGyver's a genius!

First of all, he's not a genius: he's an actor! And second, he's not much of an actor!

You're lying! YOU'RE LYING!

No, Selma; this is lying. [sarcastically] That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch!

NO! [runs out, sobbing]

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