[about his broken couch] Why did this have to happen now during prime time when TV's biggest stars come out to shine?
“Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?” · Season 3
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2)
[At the First Annual C. Montgomery Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence show.]
This show is the biggest farce I ever saw!
What about the Emmys?
I stand corrected.
[Herb rings The Simpsons' doorbell.]
HHerb
[to himself] What am I gonna say? This is the guy who ruined me. But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions. How to express them?
[Homer opens the door.]
[surprised] Herb?
[Herb punches Homer in the face, steps over him and enters the house. Bart and Lisa see him.]
BLBart and Lisa
Unky Herb!
HHerb
[hugging them] Bart! Lisa! I'm so glad to see you!
[rubbing his cheek] You weren't so glad to see me...
HHerb
I'm sorry, Homer, but I'm still mad at you. Every word you say makes me want to punch you in the face.
Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?
HHerb
I'll try, but I'm not making any promises!
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