Emmy Awards. Krusty is giving a speech
And the nominees are: Droopy Drawers, Colonel Coward, Pepito the Biggest Cat in the Whole Wide World, Sideshow Bob and Suck-Up the Vacuum.
[The screen crawl for Bob says "Live from Springfield Penitentiary", and the crawl for Suck-Up the Vacuum says "Now filming movie in Spain". Krusty opens the envelope to reveal the winner of the Best Supporting Performer in the Children's Program Emmy Award.]
Krusty {cheerful}: And the Emmy goes to... Krusty's mood changes when he opens envelope
Krusty {grumpy}: I don't believe this...Sideshow Bob!
Live feed video shows a man shaking hands with Bob as he hands over statue
This is one more Emmy than you'll ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box!
Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!
No-talent shill!
Second banana!
Panderer!
Bore!
[Bob is restrained by prison guards.]
Stop it! Release me!
[He gets injected with tranquilizer fluid, knocking him out.]
Uh, now for the highlight of the evening: Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
[The scene changes back to the present.]
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