That MacGyver's a genius!
First of all, he's not a genius: he's an actor! And second, he's not much of an actor!
You're lying! YOU'RE LYING!
No, Selma; this is lying. [sarcastically] That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch!
NO! [runs out, sobbing]
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