“Separate Vocations” · Season 3
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Principal Skinner (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1)
[Lisa is sent to Skinner's office for disciplinary action in her telling off Miss Hoover. She has a toothpick in her mouth]
I've never seen such a good student take a tumble. Lisa, what are you rebelling against anyway?
Whaddya got?!
[Skinner is aghast to see Lisa becoming a sulkier, rebellious version of Bart]
[Bart takes the fall for Lisa stealing the answer keys]
I've been so blind. In retrospect, the signs all pointed to a rogue hall monitor.
Sorry if I betrayed your trust, Principal "Sucker."
[grumbles in irritation] Now Bart, in light of your recent service to the school, I've decided to be lenient. Four hundred days' detention.
Eh, four hundred days? I can do that standing on my head.
All right, five hundred days!
[chuckling] Ooh, big man!
Six hundred days!
Maybe I'll just shut my big mouth.
[as the new hall monitor] Let's go, Simpson.
Bart, why did you take the blame?
'Cause I didn't want you to wreck your life. You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.
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