“Homer at the Bat” · Season 3
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Mr. Burns (1), Barney Gumble (1)
You're Daryl Strawberry.
Yes.
You play right field.
Yes.
I play right field too.
So?
Well, are you better than me?
Well, I never met you, but...yes.
[At Moe's]
And I say that England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston!
Pitt the Elder!
[stands up] LORD PALMERSTON!!
[pokes Barney in the chest] PITT...THE...ELDER!!!
OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT, BOGGS! [punches Boggs out]
Yeah, that's showin' him, Barney! [dismissively] Pitt the Elder.
LORD PALMERSTON!!!!! [punches Moe out]
[sees Roger Clemens acting like a chicken] That damn hypnotist! [to hypnotist] You! Look what you've done! My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken! Make no mistake, I'm going to report this to the American Hypnotical Association.
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