[Bart takes the fall for Lisa stealing the answer keys]
I've been so blind. In retrospect, the signs all pointed to a rogue hall monitor.
Sorry if I betrayed your trust, Principal "Sucker."
[grumbles in irritation] Now Bart, in light of your recent service to the school, I've decided to be lenient. Four hundred days' detention.
Eh, four hundred days? I can do that standing on my head.
All right, five hundred days!
[chuckling] Ooh, big man!
Six hundred days!
Maybe I'll just shut my big mouth.
[as the new hall monitor] Let's go, Simpson.
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