[After failing to catch Eduardo] HEY! San Salvador's that way!!!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Listening to the Armenians] Huh... the Armenians... speak Armenian.
[Ronnie sneezes]
Is there anything you're not allergic to?
Sheet metal.
[While observing Vic and Danny kissing from his car]
Oh, you've gotta be shittin' me.
[After Shane gets his vehicle containing drugs stolen because he stopped by his girlfriend's house to get laid]
LLem
We're all gonna crash and burn because of you! I mean...Christ, dude, Amy's not even that hot!
You stopped to get laid? What the hell were you thinking?
About getting laid.
CConnie
He was acting strange!
So you shot him!?!
This investigation runs through me. You find anything, report it immediately!
If I bring the guy in, you'll be the first to know, Dutchboy!
[Vic confronts a suspect who makes child porn videos]
SSuspect
You can't prove that.
I got tapes and witnesses, asshole. Only question left is whether you took a header into the concrete trying to resist arrest.
We're trying to prevent a war, not start one!
The guy was being a pain in the ass!
You've been a pain in the ass lately! Should I take a piss on you?
GGlenda
I need someone to listen to me.
I'm busy at the moment, but maybe one of the uniforms--
GGlenda
I said I need someone to listen to me!
...Okay. Did you want to report a crime?
GGlenda
I've lost track of all the crimes.
I don't underst--
GGlenda
I've lived in this neighborhood all my life keeping my complaints to myself. But no more. My apartment has been broken into seven time in the last four years. SEVEN TIMES! And you never catch anyone! You have got graffiti and cuss words on every single wall that you see. I've got needles on my sidewalk, beer cans on my lawn, and I stopped ducking at the sound of gunshots years ago. We can drop smart bombs down chimneys half a world away, but some sicko gets released from jail because of a computer screwup and rapes my niece! How does this make sense? I see that yellow police tape everywhere that I go. And it's all sirens and helicopters and search lights... You got mothers killing their children, children killing strangers, and maniacs flying airplanes into buildings -- and I just want life to go back to the way it should have been! [Pause] What are you doing to make us feel safe?
TTrevor
What you sweating me for? I'm a cop.
Slow down. Slow down. Right here. Hands behind your head.
TTrevor
I didn't do nothing.
Ever? Or in the last 10 minutes, Kunta Kinte?
TTrevor
Suck my dick.
What'd you say? Suck your what?
TTrevor
Screw you.
Police. You knew the OD victim?
SSammy
He was rushing my frat. I'm the Pledge Master.
This part of rush week? [shows him the drugs]
SSammy
My father's a lawyer.
Mine was a bricklayer. So, what?
What the hell am I supposed to talk to Shane Vendrell about all day?
It's good to shake things up once in a while.
I don't want to shake things up, I want my partner back.
Aren't you sweet. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
You're gonna miss me too, right?
[Claudette smiles]
Hey, captain. Didn't see you there. Someone should put a bell around your neck.
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