Answering Machine quotes from The Rockford Files

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Hey, Jim, this is Norma down at the market. The check bounced. You want us to tear it up, send it back, or put it with the others?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] It's Morrie, I got a call from Davis at the IRS. You were right. They bounced your return. Call me.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] It's Laurie at the trailer park. A space opened up. Do you want me to save it, or are the cops gonna let you stay where you are?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] You really want Shim in the seventh? C'mon, that nag couldn't go a mile on a pickup truck. Call me!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

It's Audra. Remember last summer at Pat's? I've got a twelve-hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is the blood bank. If you don't have malaria, hepatitis, or TB, we'd like to have a pint of your blood.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is the Message Phone Company. I see you're using our unit, now how 'bout paying for it?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] I staked out that guy, only didn't work out like you said. Please call me. Room 234, County Hospital.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] It's Doc Jones. What did you do to the hand, son - three fractured knuckles! You hit somebody?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Hey Jimmy. This here's Titus Garrett. Remember me? From the Army? I'm stuck here in town. How about I come over and bunk with you, buddy!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is Mrs. Bosley at the library. We billed you for your overdue book Karate Made Easy. When we abuse the library, we don't get our cards renewed!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford, you don't know me, but I'd like to hire you. Could you call me at... my name is, ugh... never mind, forget it.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

Rockford, this is Mr. Dow. If you think I'm going to pay to have your car repainted, you're nuts! You can take your expense bill and stuff it!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and I wanna pay the $500 I owe ya. Catch you next year when I get back.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford? This is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary Etiquette. We aren't going to call again. Now, you want these free lessons or what?