You need a spare to win. Don't choke.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Penny] Ooh, let's go over and check out the "Other woman". Oh, wait a minute. Technically, you're the Skeezer!
Everybody say Penne 'cause it rhymes with money!
[to Penny] Since when are we your background singers?
Since you've been standing in the back.
So, Penny. What costume are you wearing?
The one I have on. I'm studying tonight.
The only thing you're studying, is how to put on this! See, "SG". You are, duh-da-da-dah, "Snack Girl"!
Daddy, that costume is "SG". Duh-da-da-dah, "so goofy." I am not wearing it.
Oh, you're wearing it. Or you'll be "SG", duh-da-da-dah, "so grounded."
No, I'll be "SG", duh-da-da-dah, "so glad."
[about his Proud Snacks] What's wrong with them?
GKGarrett Krebs
Your face on the wrappers probably scared them.
Hey! Nobody insults Oscar Proud in his own house.
GKGarrett Krebs
Where do they go to insult you?
GKGarrett Krebs
[to Oscar about the Prouds] Silence! You have a wonderful family, a pretty wife, three lovely kids and a cute little doggy!
Well, I was thinking we could have a little party.
BCBeBe and CeCe
Party! Party!
How little of a party?
Oh, just a few kids with a petting zoo, a couple of clowns, pony rides, a face painter, a water slide, and a huge Ferris wheel! You know, the usual.
Thingy went AWOL and these babies are about to go off the wall and I don't mean like Michael Jackson.
[while reciting one of her poems] Rip, rip, ree, kick em' in the knee! Rip, rip, rass, kick him in the...other knee!
[while reciting her poem] Life is a cool breeze on a hot summer night. Or a hug from your mom that feels just right. Life is fun like playing in the sun. Life is real, you know the deal. Enjoy every minute, don't let it pass you by. Because life is a gift. So, you better, fly high.
GGangster
For the last time: Where's the money?
What money? I don't know what you're talking about!
GGangster
Okay, boys. Help him remember.
Trudy! I'm sorry! Please change the channel! [screaming as he gets beaten up]
RRRay Ray
[to Dr. Parker] If you call me one more name that I don't understand, you ain't gonna have to worry about no baptism, you gonna have to worry about a slap-tism!
[to Penny & her cousins] What on Earth were you kids thinking?
Trudy, we know what they were thinking. That's how you drive the truck!
Trudy Do you kids realize how lucky you were that Sunset pulled you over and not some other officer? They would have thrown your little butts in jail.
RRueben
Well, whose idea was this?
RRRay-Ray
Like you gotta ask, Rogaine, it was your little daughter.
LLeslie
Please, Chanel knows better, I’m sure the overweight grub over there had something to do with it.
BBoonetta
I know you not talkin’ about my baby! My baby ain’t never taken anything that’s not his!
MMaureen
Except the entire dinner last night. You Prouds are nothing but trouble.
Girl, you haven’t seen trouble yet, those are figthin’ words!
[a fight ensues]
Trudy!
What now?
I asked for Trudy, not Howdy Doody. Ha-ha!
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