Trudy, this probably isn't a good time to tell you, but Oscar is scared of heights, water, his shadow...
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
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Warning: The flames you see burning are real.
Those flames are not real. Watch. [sticks his hand in the flames and is burned to a crisp] See, nothing happened. [disintegrates from the flames] Trudy, call the doctor.
Felix, what are you guys yelling about?
Yes, Oscar, what is all this noise? You made my cake fall.
[A sign reads "There Are No More Gas Stations"]
Oh, come on, they just say that to scare you!
[Another sign reads "No, Really, There Are No More Gas Stations"]
You know what I could have bought for a hundred and twenty five dollars in my day?
A chariot? A painted wagon? A brontosaurus burger? [laughs]
You better find my son's car!
So what you gonna do, Trudy? Ground me as usual? I don't care. I'll do the time.
Oh, you'll be doing the time alright, but you won't be doing it here like I am. You're going to boot camp!
Wait! Why are we tripping? There's no way our parents are going to let us go to a teen nightclub. Shoot, my daddy won't even let me join the Glee Club. [imitates Oscar] "I don't want you singin' with no boys. Trudy!!!!!"
This club is the bomb!
Yes I am!
I said the club is the bomb. Not you!
[After Dijonay speaks in Italian to Kobe Bryant]
Dijonay, I didn't know you speak Italian.
I was speaking Italian?
Where's my grandbaby?
[moaning] Here. Daddy made me siiiiiiick! [sobs]
I know he did, baby. Your daddy makes everybody sick.
Hmm, maybe because it's two million dollars more than I thought I'd ever see in my pathetic life!
Oscar, I can't do this anymore. I think we need professional help.
Trudy, I'm not going to marriage counseling. We can work things out on our own. Please don't leave me!
Oscar, I'm talking about hiring a housekeeper.
Oh. We can't afford a housekeeper.
I can.
Oh, here we go again. It's not my fault the snack business is hurting. But mark my word, pork is on the way back.
Oscar, stay with me now. I have to hire someone, especially, since I'm going to be leaving soon.
I said we can work things out, baby. Please don't leave me. I... I'll change... I'll...
Relax, baby. I'm only going away for a week. My veterinarian convention is coming up soon, remember?
Of course I do. It's just that I...I can't stand the thought of being away from you for one minute.
And I can't stand the thought of what this place is gonna look like the minute I leave.
Oscar, we're gonna have to let Rene go.
Are you crazy? Why would you wanna do that?
Because she's...perfect.
I thought you wanted someone perfect.
I thought I did too, but now I hate it. Since she's been working for us, no one needs me anymore. I feel pushed aside, forgotten.
That's not true, Um...um, don't tell me...uh.
Trudy!
Rhymes with "Trudy," Uh... Judy.
It's "Trudy"!
Trudy. Oh, right, you're right. [chuckles] Okay, okay, I see your point. Go ahead and tell the agency you're letting her go. But the kids and Suga Mama are really gonna-hate you for this.
No they won't. I'll just tell them the honest truth.
And what's that?
That you fired her.
Hey!
[to Penny] I'll be back before you can say duck!
[she gets hit on the head with a book] Hey!
I told you to duck!
[to Dijonay] Can't you control your brothers and sisters?
No, can you?
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