WMr. Webb
A person who doesn't understand his past won't have a future.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why is everyone at school separated?
What do you mean?
You know, the whites, the blacks, LaCienega.
I'm glad the restaurant lost our reservation.
PPapi
[in Spanish] Lost? I canceled them. I couldn't risk being seen with you in public.
[to Johnny] That's it. I've had it with you. It's over.
JJohnny
Wait, what's over?
We're over!
JJohnny
I thought you liked me. I thought you were my girlfriend. I know, it's my wheels, isn't it?
No. Your wheels aren't the reason I don't like you. But they are the reason I said I'd be your girlfriend. That and because I felt sorry for you. But I don't anymore. You need a personality check, Johnny. You're rude, obnoxious, inconsiderate. You disrespected my parents, my grandmother, me. You're not a nice person, Johnny. But my family, they are nice people and I'm sorry I ever brought you around. So why don't you break?
I'm here for the reward.
Where is Puff?
Oh, you want the dog? So that's how that works.
[to Penny] Look, Proud. Bebe's Kids and Snoopy will be fine, okay?
You’d better do something, Oscar, Suga Mama has been here three weeks. It’s time for her to go. I understand she’s been depressed, but enough is enough.
Well what do you want me to do? Just throw my poor mama out?
Of course not, Oscar. I would never ask you to throw her out. Show her out, drop breadcrumbs, I don’t care, just get her out of my house!
That’s cold, Trudy.
Mama, Suga Mama says she’s ready for you to file her corns.
That’s it, Oscar. That’s the last bunion. Either she goes or I go. It’s your choice.
look, for whatever it’s worth I think we owe Suga Mama. Let’s not forget it’s our fault Puff is missing.
Let’s get something straight here: you lost Puff.
No, you should have never left him!
If you had just let it be Oscar Day like I had planned, none of this would have ever happened. But No! You just had to go shoppin’!
Yes, I had to go shopping! All you do is sit on that couch all day long and whine!
Stop it! We’re all responsible. None of us cared about Puff, I know I didn’t.
None of us did, honey.
I gotta admit. As much as I can’t stand that dog. He’s the only one that could have put up with Suga Mama. If he ever finds his way back, I’ll treat him like the true hero he is. I’ll let him sit in my chair, eat my food and watch his stories anytime he wants.
Okay, round 'em up an head 'em out. I've got other things to do besides spend all day..[Trudy pulls out the sign says: "SSH!"] What? Don't be shushing me. This is my house. [Trudy pulls out the sign says: "Don't say doctor's office!"] Come on. What happened the other day was coincidence. There's no way they can understand "doctor's office."
PDr. Payne
[to Oscar] According to my record, you missed a flu shot.
Is that all? Just hook me up with a vaccine pop, preferrably cherry.
PDr. Payne
You don't get a sucker, sucker!
[he blinks his eyes in surprise and Dr. Payne pulls him with his stethoscope] Trudy, help me! Mama, give me something!
Stop acting like a baby. Be a man!
I'm just gonna find some common ground.
Oh, you gonna find the ground, all right.
Fifty dollars? Tell me where these hooligans live. [karate sounds while making a karate move] Nobody steals from my grand baby.
[talking to Trudy about Oscar] I must need a hearing aid because, I thought you said hero, not zero.
[to Penny] If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
If it was fun!
Fun?!!
Mommy, Daddy, can I go with my girls to go see the Hip-Hop Helicopter?
Nope.
Why not, Daddy?
Cause I've seen that show and I know there will be boys there.
Oh, Oscar, you're impossible! Do you know there are boys at church too?
Fine. She can't go there either.
We need to respect our elders.
No; we need to bury them.
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