Suga Mama quotes from The Proud Family

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[to Penny] I told you to ditch that Dijonay a long time ago!

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[to Myron] Slow your roll, Urkel. We playing Pretzel.

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Fifty dollars? Tell me where these hooligans live. [karate sounds while making a karate move] Nobody steals from my grand baby.

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[talking to Trudy about Oscar] I must need a hearing aid because, I thought you said hero, not zero.

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Trudy, this probably isn't a good time to tell you, but Oscar is scared of heights, water, his shadow...

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You can do anything if you put your mind to it!

Trudy

Well, this has to be the most embarrassing night of my life.

So I forgot to take down the Christmas lights, I said I'm sorry.

Suga Mama

Not you, Jingle Bells, she's talking about Penny.

Penny

Ew! Why is your hair sticking out like that?

Suga Mama

Because it was N-A-P-P-Y.

[to Trudy] How can you be afraid of mice? You're a veterinarian. You give shots to lions and tigers, for crying out loud.

Trudy

I can't help it. It's those beady eyes, that little, those big ears and that boney tail.

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Do you realize you just described Oscar to a "T"?

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I'm glad the restaurant lost our reservation.

[in Spanish] Lost? I canceled them. I couldn't risk being seen with you in public.

[to Oscar] According to my record, you missed a flu shot.

Is that all? Just hook me up with a vaccine pop, preferrably cherry.

You don't get a sucker, sucker!

[he blinks his eyes in surprise and Dr. Payne pulls him with his stethoscope] Trudy, help me! Mama, give me something!

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Stop acting like a baby. Be a man!

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So, Penny. What costume are you wearing?

Penny

The one I have on. I'm studying tonight.

The only thing you're studying, is how to put on this! See, "SG". You are, duh-da-da-dah, "Snack Girl"!

Penny

Daddy, that costume is "SG". Duh-da-da-dah, "so goofy." I am not wearing it.

Oh, you're wearing it. Or you'll be "SG", duh-da-da-dah, "so grounded."

Penny

No, I'll be "SG", duh-da-da-dah, "so glad."

Trudy

[to Penny & her cousins] What on Earth were you kids thinking?

Trudy, we know what they were thinking. That's how you drive the truck!

Well, whose idea was this?

Like you gotta ask, Rogaine, it was your little daughter.

Please, Chanel knows better, I’m sure the overweight grub over there had something to do with it.

I know you not talkin’ about my baby! My baby ain’t never taken anything that’s not his!

Except the entire dinner last night. You Prouds are nothing but trouble.

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Girl, you haven’t seen trouble yet, those are figthin’ words!

Trudy!

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What now?

I asked for Trudy, not Howdy Doody. Ha-ha!

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You know what I could have bought for a hundred and twenty five dollars in my day?

A chariot? A painted wagon? A brontosaurus burger? [laughs]

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You better find my son's car!