Trudy quotes from The Proud Family

Trudy

Hot Mama, meet Baby Mama!!!

Trudy

I'ma get you Oscar! I'll get you and your monkey too!

Trudy

So you had security come take me out of the arena, huh? Oh, you mine now, Mama’s Boy. [She proceeds to beats up Oscar]

[to Penny] What have you learned?

Penny

That an allowance is not a right, but a privilege. And from now on, let Mama do the negotiating.

What? Did you hear what she just said?

Trudy

Yes, and that's my girl.

Trudy

[to Penny] Ok, baby. You know the rules. No loud music.

No boys.

Trudy

No running up my phone bill.

No boys.

Trudy

And the most important rule of all...

No boys.

Trudy

Well, this has to be the most embarrassing night of my life.

So I forgot to take down the Christmas lights, I said I'm sorry.

Suga Mama

Not you, Jingle Bells, she's talking about Penny.

[to Penny when she wants to play boys' football] There's no pain like football pain.

Trudy

Oh, yeah. What about childbirth?

Well, okay, that's worse, but I'm not signing a permission slip for that either.

Penny

I could have won the game.

Trudy

Oh, Penny, you won so much more. You won so much more.

[to Trudy] How can you be afraid of mice? You're a veterinarian. You give shots to lions and tigers, for crying out loud.

Trudy

I can't help it. It's those beady eyes, that little, those big ears and that boney tail.

Suga Mama

Do you realize you just described Oscar to a "T"?

Trudy

Okay, everyone. Now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the night.

Penny

Everybody goes home?

Penny

[sobbing] I can't believe I have such fake friends!

Trudy

You mean like you're being right now?

Trudy

What's going on, Penny?

Penny

It's LaCienega. We had to take our swim test the other day and...well...

Sunset

It's the foot thing again, isn't it?

Penny

Everybody laughed at her.

Trudy

Foot thing? What foot thing?

Sunset

LaCienega's a little special.

She's got feet like a duck.

Sunset

Felix!

But it's true.

Trudy

You’d better do something, Oscar, Suga Mama has been here three weeks. It’s time for her to go. I understand she’s been depressed, but enough is enough.

Well what do you want me to do? Just throw my poor mama out?

Trudy

Of course not, Oscar. I would never ask you to throw her out. Show her out, drop breadcrumbs, I don’t care, just get her out of my house!

That’s cold, Trudy.

Penny

Mama, Suga Mama says she’s ready for you to file her corns.

Trudy

That’s it, Oscar. That’s the last bunion. Either she goes or I go. It’s your choice.

Penny

look, for whatever it’s worth I think we owe Suga Mama. Let’s not forget it’s our fault Puff is missing.

Let’s get something straight here: you lost Puff.

Trudy

No, you should have never left him!

If you had just let it be Oscar Day like I had planned, none of this would have ever happened. But No! You just had to go shoppin’!

Trudy

Yes, I had to go shopping! All you do is sit on that couch all day long and whine!

Penny

Stop it! We’re all responsible. None of us cared about Puff, I know I didn’t.

Trudy

None of us did, honey.

I gotta admit. As much as I can’t stand that dog. He’s the only one that could have put up with Suga Mama. If he ever finds his way back, I’ll treat him like the true hero he is. I’ll let him sit in my chair, eat my food and watch his stories anytime he wants.

Penny

Mommy, Daddy, can I go with my girls to go see the Hip-Hop Helicopter?

Nope.

Penny

Why not, Daddy?

Cause I've seen that show and I know there will be boys there.

Trudy

Oh, Oscar, you're impossible! Do you know there are boys at church too?

Fine. She can't go there either.

Trudy

Well, I was thinking we could have a little party.

Party! Party!

How little of a party?

Trudy

Oh, just a few kids with a petting zoo, a couple of clowns, pony rides, a face painter, a water slide, and a huge Ferris wheel! You know, the usual.