Dijonay quotes from The Proud Family

Dijonay

[to Penny] Ooh, let's go over and check out the "Other woman". Oh, wait a minute. Technically, you're the Skeezer!

Dijonay

[while reciting one of her poems] Rip, rip, ree, kick em' in the knee! Rip, rip, rass, kick him in the...other knee!

Dijonay

I want to kiss my Sticky, not something icky.

Penny

How do they expect me to act like a grownup on this little bit of money they give me?

Dijonay

I don't even get the little, just the bit.

LaCienega

I hear that. I can't do anything on the 50 my parents give me.

Penny

Fifty cents? I guess I shouldn't feel too bad!

LaCienega

That's fifty dollars, Penny Pincher!

Trudy

[to Penny] Ok, baby. You know the rules. No loud music.

No boys.

Trudy

No running up my phone bill.

No boys.

Trudy

And the most important rule of all...

No boys.

Dijonay

Yesterday, someone spread a nasty rumor about Penny Proud and Myron Lewinski. Today, Myron is in my studio and he's here to set things straight. Welcome to the show, Myron!

Thank you, Dijonay, with your fine self.

Dijonay

Oh, Myron, you so smooth. If you weren't with Penny, I--

Penny

Dijonay!

Dijonay

So, erm, Myron, what exactly DID happen between you and Penny last Saturday night?

As usual, the ladies are all over me and...[Penny slaps Myron in the back of the head] Uh, I mean nothing happened. Penny is a nice girl and I have nothing, but the utmost love...[Penny slaps him again] I mean respect for her.

Penny

[to Dijonay] Can you keep a secret?

Dijonay

Girl, you know I can't!

Penny

Good.

Black History Month has fallen into a rather predictable pattern.

Dijonay

Does that mean we're not going to have George Washington Carver peanut butter cookies?

Of course we will, Ms. Jones. Some things you just don't change.

Penny

I'm just gonna find some common ground.

Dijonay

Oh, you gonna find the ground, all right.

Dijonay

[to Penny] Since when are we your background singers?

Penny

Since you've been standing in the back.

Dijonay

This club is the bomb!

LaCienega

Yes I am!

Dijonay

I said the club is the bomb. Not you!

Zoey

Dijonay, I didn't know you speak Italian.

Dijonay

I was speaking Italian?

Dijonay

[to Penny] I'll be back before you can say duck!

Penny

[she gets hit on the head with a book] Hey!

Dijonay

I told you to duck!

Penny

[to Dijonay] Can't you control your brothers and sisters?

Dijonay

No, can you?

Dijonay

[to Sticky] Who are you?

I'm Sticky. Sticky Webb. The man you stalk.