The Proud Family · Season 1
[to Trudy] How can you be afraid of mice? You're a veterinarian. You give shots to lions and tigers, for crying out loud.
I can't help it. It's those beady eyes, that little, those big ears and that boney tail.
Do you realize you just described Oscar to a "T"?
At least that mouse is gone. [The mouse reappears right next to him] He's standing right next to me, isn't he?
[singing] Merry Christmas y'all! And a Happy Hanukkah too. "¡Feliz Navidad!" "¡Feliz Navidad!"
Well, Margaret, thanks to your stories about how turkeys are enslaved before they're pumped full of steriods, nobody could eat. Except for Bobby.
[singing] I ate it all, y'all. It was good, y'all. Now I need an antacid, y'all!
Now you guys want to explain to Olei why you can't help her? [Dijonay, Zoey and LaCienga shake their heads] Cause y'all are gonna help me, right? [Dijonay, Zoey and LaCienga nod] Now give me your lunch money! [Dijonay, Zoey and LaCienga put out their money] Just kidding.
Bam! Because I'll be hosting my party that night.
Bam! I got MC Sticky.
Okay, everyone. Now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the night.
Everybody goes home?
[sobbing] I can't believe I have such fake friends!
You mean like you're being right now?
No, you about to get got.
[to Myron] Slow your roll, Urkel. We playing Pretzel.
[to Oscar] You and Mom tell me all kinds of things I think are stupid until I hear them from somebody else.
[about LaCienega's feet] Hey, everybody, it's Flipper!
What's going on, Penny?
It's LaCienega. We had to take our swim test the other day and...well...
It's the foot thing again, isn't it?
Everybody laughed at her.
Foot thing? What foot thing?
LaCienega's a little special.
She's got feet like a duck.
Felix!
But it's true.
Black History Month has fallen into a rather predictable pattern.
Does that mean we're not going to have George Washington Carver peanut butter cookies?
Of course we will, Ms. Jones. Some things you just don't change.
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