GSThe Gross Sisters
We're not here to do some stupid cheer, so just empty your pockets and put the money in here.
Now!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Penny] I told you to ditch that Dijonay a long time ago!
How do they expect me to act like a grownup on this little bit of money they give me?
I don't even get the little, just the bit.
I hear that. I can't do anything on the 50 my parents give me.
Fifty cents? I guess I shouldn't feel too bad!
That's fifty dollars, Penny Pincher!
[to Penny] What have you learned?
That an allowance is not a right, but a privilege. And from now on, let Mama do the negotiating.
What? Did you hear what she just said?
Yes, and that's my girl.
[to Penny] Ok, baby. You know the rules. No loud music.
No boys.
No running up my phone bill.
No boys.
And the most important rule of all...
PLPenny, LaCienega, Zoey, and Dijonay
No boys.
Yesterday, someone spread a nasty rumor about Penny Proud and Myron Lewinski. Today, Myron is in my studio and he's here to set things straight. Welcome to the show, Myron!
MMyron
Thank you, Dijonay, with your fine self.
Oh, Myron, you so smooth. If you weren't with Penny, I--
Dijonay!
So, erm, Myron, what exactly DID happen between you and Penny last Saturday night?
MMyron
As usual, the ladies are all over me and...[Penny slaps Myron in the back of the head] Uh, I mean nothing happened. Penny is a nice girl and I have nothing, but the utmost love...[Penny slaps him again] I mean respect for her.
AAjay
I like antelope liver. With some fava beans. And a nice chianti.
That's Mission Impossible. Everywhere the Wizard goes, I hear a Sir-Paid-A-Lot song. "I'm gonna BEEP BEEP your BEEP!". It's just so darn catchy.
[to Dijonay] Can you keep a secret?
Girl, you know I can't!
Good.
[After Penny is arrested]
Well, this has to be the most embarrassing night of my life.
So I forgot to take down the Christmas lights, I said I'm sorry.
Not you, Jingle Bells, she's talking about Penny.
[Penny sees a photo of Oscar as a teen]
Ew! Why is your hair sticking out like that?
Because it was N-A-P-P-Y.
[to Penny when she wants to play boys' football] There's no pain like football pain.
Oh, yeah. What about childbirth?
Well, okay, that's worse, but I'm not signing a permission slip for that either.
I could have won the game.
Oh, Penny, you won so much more. You won so much more.
[to Oscar] You always tell me to grow up, but when I try to, you treat me like a little kid! You guys don't let me do anything!
GGertie
Well, class, your essays on "Who Inspires Me" certainly didn't inspire me.
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