Scenes with Buttercup 41
Buttercup[As she takes the microphone] All right. Who's wants to turn this party up? [the spirits cheered] Now, it's an honor to introduce to you the one and only M.C. Evil Girl!
[The dance music starts as Bubbles starts dancing between two tall, pink spirits, then Buttercup puts Blossom above the DJ system; pause]
Buttercup
Hey, Bubbles! When I say "keep" you say "toss"! Keep!
Buttercup
Keep!
Right! [to the spirits] When I say "evil" you say "girl"! Evil!
When I say "party" you say "monster"! Party!
When I say "pop" you say "quiz"! Pop!
Buttercup
[clearing her throat] Wrap it up.
Oh, yeah! [to the spirits] When I say "hey" you say "ta leme"! Hey! Hey!
MSMuscle Spirit
Wait a sec.
[All of the spirits went back inside the box]
Maybe, he can help us prove the existence of the Ghost Horse.
Buttercup
You mean the one that haunts this very school? [scenario begins] They say at night you can hear him clip-clopping down the hallways. It's both scary.
[The Ghost Horse pops out of the hallway]
[scenario ends]
Please, that's ridiculous.
[The guinea pigs have been turned into half-animals, then Bubbles comes back]
Oh, my gosh! They're so cute! [Janitaur turned her into a bee] Huh? I'm a bee? Yay! I'm a bee!
Buttercup
Bubbs, no! [Janitaur turned her into a flamingo; sarcastically] Wow, awesome. A flamingo.
[Jemmica is about to grab the Golden Otter of the Hasrajanis slowly, and Blossom and Bubbles chattering their teeth nervously while they're hugging]
Buttercup
Just grab it already!
JJemmica
Ugh! I lost my concentration. Now I have to start all over again.
Buttercup
Ugh! Come on!
JJemmica
[Already grabbed the Golden Otter of the Hasrajanis] JK. Totally got it.
JJemmica
BFF Bubbles, pick Buttercup's nose!
Buttercup
Please don't. [Bubbles picked Buttercup's nose] Eww.
JJemmica
Hmm. BFF Buttercup, speak in a British accent.
Buttercup
[in British accent] Oi! Quit pickin' on me, ya cheeky [gasps] Apples and pears, me voice done changed, it did.
BBluebelle
Well, hello, magical dwarves.
BBluebelle
I am a princess!
Buttercup
So disappointing.
BBluebelle
I'm Princess Bluebelle! [Cricket chirping; pause] Um, so I see you haven't heard of me. [falls down] Oof! So allow me to introduce myself.
Buttercup
Yeah, you really don't have to...
BBluebelle
Through song! [scene changes to the storybook setting; singing] You may have heard that I'm the Princess Bluebelle
Buttercup
Who?
BBluebelle
The daughter of the King and Queen
There's no monarchy in Townsville.
BBluebelle
Friend of the birds and trees I can twirl around with ease And I haven't cut my hair since I was 3
[The girls got out of Bluebelle's hair; gasping]
Buttercup
Ew, gross.
[singing] Hey, guys, we really should get going home now
Buttercup
[singing] Why are we singing?
BBluebelle
It's 'cause you're all with me And because I love to sing And it tells the creatures, "Help me do my hair"
[scene changes to the girls' room]
Buttercup
Dude, enough! This is super weird! I don't wanna sing!
[singing while the animals brush her hair] Me neither [normal] I'm totally lying.
Buttercup
And Blossom doesn't want an iguana doing her hair.
[An iguana is brushing Blossom's hair while she looks scared]
IIguana
Kiss me, I'm a prince, I swear.
[Buttercup lands on on top of Manboy's lawn mower] Time for the main course, huh? [He jumps to the top of his lawn mower] Things are about to get...
Buttercup
Hairy?
GVGame Voice
New challenger!
[The Amoeba Boys are in the game]
Now we have to fight the Amoeba Boys?
The Amoeba Boys? I didn't put them in the game! [gasps] How is this possible?
Buttercup
Take that, you losers! Ha ha!
[Her player kicks Junior]
[Her player kicks Bossman]
[Heads for the computer] This isn't funny, guys! If the Amoeba Boys are in "Baybee Bunnies," it means they have access to the entire Internet!
Buttercup
So what? Those dudes are beyond harmless. What damage could they possibly cause?
[The Amoeba Boys are inside the internet]
BBossman
Come on, boys. Let's see what damage we could possibly cause.
[The Amoeba Boys start to explore the internet. First they went inside a Grumpy Cat website, and they changed the Grumpy Cat's face into a smiley face, then they went inside Ejay, a parody of Ebay, and they tap on the buy button a few times to buy a bunch of used cotton swabs]
ABThe Amoeba Boys
Buy, buy, buy!
MThe Mayor
Ooh! Guess I'm the proud owner of a bunch of used cotton swabs. Hooray!
[Cut to a website named Juju, a parody of Hulu]
AActor
I like you a lot, Cheryl. And that's why I...
[The movie buffers, then the Amoeba Boys appear on it, and they spin the buffer to make it go faster]
Oh, come on! Mojo pays good money for high-speed Internet!
[Cut to a pie making video]
OWOld Woman
And that's how you make a good-luck pie. And now for the finishing touch.
[The Amoeba Boys appear and stole the pie]
[The scene switches to Princess Morbucks' video]
But your lashes will only look pretty if you use the most expensive masc... [The Amoeba Boys threw the pie on Princess Morbucks' face] Ow!
The Amoeba Boys are headed towards the center of the Internet! If they damage the hub, it could create an E.M.P. that'll send the world back into the dark ages!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Huh?
It'll ruin the Internet forever!
Buttercup
So what?
So what?! Don't you know what this means? No one will be able to use GPS! Satellites will go off course! And worst of all, you'll lose all your special weapons in "Baybee Bunnies"!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Buttercup
Alright, open up, sickos.
Mmm-mmm. You have to sing the song.
Buttercup
I don't sing.
We don't take the antidote without the song.
Buttercup
Ugh, fine. [sings] Drink the antidote drink it up put it in your mouth and clam it up.
[She puts the spoon on Bubbles' mouth]
[Buttercup puts the bottle of the antidote on Blossom's mouth]
Buttercup
Mission accomplished.
[Donny comes back to the house, turns on the light and sees an angry Bubbles on her robe, has curlers on her hair and green cream on her face as he screams]
And just where have you been?
Oh, it's you, Bubbles. What's that on your face?
I'm minimizing my pores. But don't change the subject. I've been shooting you mad texts all day. And no answer?
I was busy. I went to see Space Towtruck On Ice with Chelsea.
You've been acting weird lately.
You know, Chelsea invited us to sleep over, but if you're gonna keep acting all jelly, I'm just gonna go alone.
Fine. Go to Chelsea's. See if I care.
[Scene cuts to the girls' room where Blossom and Buttercup are in their bed hearing the argument downstairs]
[offscreen] Fine. I will.
[offscreen] Fine. You do that.
Buttercup
Sounds like it's going all right.
[Scene cuts back to the living room]
And, as far as I'm concerned, I don't have a BFF anymore. Here's what I think of our friendship.
[She bends the spoon in front of Donny's face, then he gasps and he begins to walk away]
You know what, Bubbles? If that's how you really feel, then have a good night, Worst Friend Forever.
[Blossom puts a presidential poster of herself on the wall]
[Bubbles and Buttercup are passing out presidential buttons to the students passing by]
Vote for Blossom for Student Body President.
Buttercup
Vote for Blossom. Take a button. [pause] I said take a button!
[She angrily throws a button at Arjun]
[Buttercup picks up a student]
Buttercup
Vote for Blossom or I'll rip out your sinuses!
Buttercup, stop! I told you not to intimidate the voters!
[Buttercup drops the student]
Buttercup
Uh, you did?
Yeah! Haven't you listened to a word I said?
I was listening, Blossom.
Oh, yeah? What did I say?
BBarry
Blossom. [He arrives with the camera crew] Barry Mackerbocker, Townsville School Press. What makes you the best choice for Student Body President?
I'm glad you asked. ["Hail to the Chief" plays as she speaks] The great institution of student government is all about being the voice of the people, understanding what this school needs, and making the tough decisions that will guide us into a brighter future! And that's why I'm pushing my protractor initiative for the math team.
[pause; Crickets chirping]
BBoy
Agh! The bats are back! [He screams as bats attack him as he's running]
And getting rid of the bats that have overrun the cafetorium. [The students murmur in excitement] But whatever happens, the most important thing is that we all have a fair and civil election.
MMMatt Manser
I couldn't agree more.
Ah! My distinguished opponent, Matt Manser.
MMMatt Manser
I look forward to running a good, clean campaign against you.
Thanks, Matt. May the best candidate win.
[They shake hands]
[As she hides Cheepy in the girls' closet] If you thought those bushes were nice, you're gonna love this! [Cheepy cheeps; giggles] Oh, Cheepy, you are the living end!
Buttercup
Bubbles? [comes into the room] You in here?
[She quickly closes the closet door] I'm doing innocent things!
Buttercup
Uh, it's time to eat.
Oh! Heh. Haha, yeah! I was just on my way downstairs.
[Cheepy cheeps]
Buttercup
Did you just cheep at me?
Uh yes? [Cheepy cheeps] Cheep! Cheep, cheep!
Buttercup
This. This is what I'm talking about. It freaks me out when you do stuff like this.
Uh [chuckles] I'll be down in a minute.
Buttercup
Whatever [leaves the room].
[sighs and closes the closet door] Okay, Cheepy. Just keep quiet, and I'll be right back, 'kay? [Cheepy cheeps] Oh. That smell? It's Buttercup's shoes. [whispering] She doesn't wash her feet. [giggles]
[Cheepy cheeps and she closes the closet door. Cut to the table in the kitchen]
Buttercup
So I made waffles instead.
[as she comes down to the kitchen table] Sorry I'm late.[giggles]
[The Hotline cellphone buzzes and Blossom checks it]
Wow! Looks like the animal you found at the park is a Chinchillasaurus.
I left Cheepy in the park!
Uh yeah. I know. It's a good thing, too, 'cause it says even though they are born small, they can have growth spurts when they eat yams.
It says that they can grow bigger than a person.
Buttercup
How do you even know this?
I posted the picture I took to an online forum I run about local floral and fauna.
Buttercup
I thought your forum was about typography in the Industrial Revolution.
Yeah, I have that one too.
Buttercup
Someone should put your picture on a forum. Am I right, Bubbs?
[nervously] Heh yeah. [She sees Cheepy wandering through the kitchen behind Blossom] Whoa!
[She quickly grabs Cheepy and hides him behind her back]
Buttercup
Dude! What are you doing?
Uh, what are you hiding behind your back?
Buttercup
Yes!
Ehh. [She throws the Zoomsbie out through the window]
Buttercup
NOOOO!!!
Stop pulling stuff out of the fridge. I know you have the Chinchillasaurus.
Uh what are you even talking about girlfriend?
I'm talking about the Chinchillasaurus you obviously have behind your back.
"Chinchillasaurus?" Oh, Blossom. You and your crazy stories. [laughs]
[Cheepy munches on a piece of a yam and grows huge, crushing the whole kitchen table; cheeps]
[comes out from underneath Cheepy] Hehe.
[The Professor Utonium, Bubbles and Buttercup are in the car, getting Blossom who is under a Smoojhi spell by Bianca]
Buttercup
Uh, are you sure you don't want us to fly?
UProfessor Utonium
No. There are some things a dad just has to do. [He stops and gets out of the car] Stay in the car, girls.
Buttercup
Don't worry, Professor. We're right behind...
UProfessor Utonium
Car. [As he is walking through the citizens who are all under the same spell as Blossom] Excuse me. Make way. I have to speak with my daughter. [He finally gets to Blossom] Blossom!
BBianca
Who's that tacky milkman?
UProfessor Utonium
Look here. Don't give me that blank stare, young lady. I have specifically asked you to take that Smoojhi off two times now. Oh, I'm very disappointed in you.
Buttercup
Uh-oh. He's giving her the finger-wag/ disappointed-stare combo.
UProfessor Utonium
As long as you live under my roof, you have to follow my rules.
BBianca
Ugh. This is getting old fast. Blossom, shoo this milkman away, will you?
UProfessor Utonium
And furthermore... [She picks up the Professor Utonium] B-B-Blossom!
[She throws the Professor Utonium back to the car]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
Professor!
Are you sure you don't want us to...
UProfessor Utonium
Stay in the car. [He is thrown back to the car again] Aah! Oh!
Buttercup
We can take her on.
UProfessor Utonium
Stay in the car.
[He is thrown back to the car again]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
Professor!
UProfessor Utonium
Car. All right. I've had just about enough of...
BBianca
Ugh, give it a rest.
UProfessor Utonium
You! You're the bad influence on my daughters!
Buttercup
Oh, man! He's going full dad!
UProfessor Utonium
Stop manipulating my daughter!
BBianca
Stay back, you outdated poseur! [Professor Utonium grabs the Selfie Scepter] Aah! He's got our Selfie Scepter!
[Barbarus roars and goes after the Professor Utonium]
UProfessor Utonium
Oh! [He makes a run for it with the Selfie Scepter]
Are you sure you don't need any...
UProfessor Utonium
No. Stay in the car! [He keeps running from Barbarus until he trips] Oh! Whoa! Whoa! [He falls and breaks the Selfie Scepter, breaking the spell]
CClerk
[to the teenage girls] You still got to pay for those.
[Bianca and Barbarus falls and lands next to the police]
MCMale Cop
Fashion police.
FCFemale Cop
Looks like you're out of glamour.
MCMale Cop
And into the slammer.
Buttercup
Oh, man, it totally worked!
I never thought I would say this, but taking the easy way out with this garden really paid off!
[An unknown creature passes by, snarling]
Girls, looks at the size of these [loud chomp] tomatoes?
[They see a tomato being eaten]
Buttercup
Ugh, Bubbles, what did you do this time?
[Loud chomping goes on as tomatoes are being eaten]
Something's eating all the tomatoes! [The girls see one tomato hanging] Look, there's still one left. [She uses her laser beams to get the tomato down and she gets it] Got it!
[The unknown creature, revealing to be a tomato worm named Eddie pops out and eats Bubbles]
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Bubbles!
EEddie
Oh, sorry. [She spits Bubbles out of her mouth]
Buttercup
You okay, Bubbs?
I'd be lying if I said yes.
EEddie
Oh, man, I'm such a jerk. Sorry, I'm just super hungry. [She chomps on a leaf] And sometimes I eat extra when I'm anxious. Spoiler alert I'm anxious a lot. [laughs]
Buttercup
And what are you?
EEddie
Oh, I'm a tomato worm. Name's Tabitha, but you can call me Eddie. [She shakes hands with the girls]
[The TV shuts off]
Buttercup
What? [The electricity in the house shuts off] Bubbles, what did you do?
[He beats up a group of pillows and jumps through the living room]
[He and the girls run towards the lab door and he tries to get the password several times but gets it wrong until he gets the password right]
[He and the girls went inside the lab quickly and he quickly closes the door; he sighs]
Professor, why did you beat up those pillows?
Girls, let me explain. [He shows the girls an image of a pillow] I have been working diligently on code name Project Slumber, the creation of the world's most comfortable pillow.
Buttercup
Who says science doesn't put you to sleep? Am I right, Bubbs?
[giggling] I don't get it.
[They high five]
The goal was to build not just a comfy cushion, but a pillow capable of independent thought one so smart that it would predict what you need and fluff itself accordingly.
Ah, science. Is there anything it can't do?
But something went terribly wrong. The pillow I made was too comfortable. One snuggle, and you're instantly asleep.
Buttercup
Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Professor, but we got a bigger problem, and her name is Spoiler Cheryl.
[The Professor grabs Buttercup]
Buttercup
Yes! Maybe. No.
The pillow's escaped. It's loose in the house.
The house?! But that's where I live!
The pillow won't rest until we're all resting.
Oh, no! Quick! To the panic room!
We don't have a panic room, Bubbles.
Any room is a panic room if you panic hard enough. [She started panicking all through the lab]
Girls, it's up to us to stop the pillow before it breaks free and puts all of Townsville to sleep.
Buttercup
Um, you can put me down now.
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