Scenes with Bubbles 44
[As she takes the microphone] All right. Who's wants to turn this party up? [the spirits cheered] Now, it's an honor to introduce to you the one and only M.C. Evil Girl!
[The dance music starts as Bubbles starts dancing between two tall, pink spirits, then Buttercup puts Blossom above the DJ system; pause]
Hey, Bubbles! When I say "keep" you say "toss"! Keep!
BubblesToss!
Bubbles
Toss!
Right! [to the spirits] When I say "evil" you say "girl"! Evil!
When I say "party" you say "monster"! Party!
When I say "pop" you say "quiz"! Pop!
[clearing her throat] Wrap it up.
Bubbles
[chuckling]
Oh, yeah! [to the spirits] When I say "hey" you say "ta leme"! Hey! Hey!
MSMuscle Spirit
Wait a sec.
[All of the spirits went back inside the box]
Bubbles
Maybe, he can help us prove the existence of the Ghost Horse.
You mean the one that haunts this very school? [scenario begins] They say at night you can hear him clip-clopping down the hallways. It's both scary.
[The Ghost Horse pops out of the hallway]
Bubbles
And adorable!
[scenario ends]
Please, that's ridiculous.
[The guinea pigs have been turned into half-animals, then Bubbles comes back]
Bubbles
Oh, my gosh! They're so cute! [Janitaur turned her into a bee] Huh? I'm a bee? Yay! I'm a bee!
Bubbs, no! [Janitaur turned her into a flamingo; sarcastically] Wow, awesome. A flamingo.
BBluebelle
Well, hello, magical dwarves.
BBluebelle
I am a princess!
Bubbles
A princess?!
BBluebelle
I'm Princess Bluebelle! [Cricket chirping; pause] Um, so I see you haven't heard of me. [falls down] Oof! So allow me to introduce myself.
Yeah, you really don't have to...
BBluebelle
Through song! [scene changes to the storybook setting; singing] You may have heard that I'm the Princess Bluebelle
BBluebelle
The daughter of the King and Queen
There's no monarchy in Townsville.
BBluebelle
Friend of the birds and trees I can twirl around with ease And I haven't cut my hair since I was 3
[The girls got out of Bluebelle's hair; gasping]
[singing] Hey, guys, we really should get going home now
[singing] Why are we singing?
Bubbles
[singing] I don't know
BBluebelle
It's 'cause you're all with me And because I love to sing And it tells the creatures, "Help me do my hair"
[scene changes to the girls' room]
Dude, enough! This is super weird! I don't wanna sing!
Bubbles
[singing while the animals brush her hair] Me neither [normal] I'm totally lying.
And Blossom doesn't want an iguana doing her hair.
[An iguana is brushing Blossom's hair while she looks scared]
IIguana
Kiss me, I'm a prince, I swear.
[Blossom and Bubbles are captured by Manboy's army and are placed into bear traps]
Bubbles
These are great carvings.
I think the bear traps are kind of overkill.
[Manboy rides his lawn mower to the girls]
Not so tough, are you, Powerpuff Girls?
Give back the water you stole from Townsville!
A man doesn't give. He takes. With muscle! And brawn!
[He drives his lawn mower around the bear traps and mows the lawn into an image of himself]
Bubbles
Are you kidding me?! That was amazing!
Bubbles, stop supporting the bad guys!
We prefer to be called the Man Guys!
Ugh! So, what is this all about? You just wanted to show us your new toy?
This isn't a toy! [He rides his lawn mower at a spot] Ha! This is how I take care of my lawn! Hoo-ah! [He flexes his muscles several times which upgrades his lawn mower] And it's how I'll take care of you!
I hope Buttercup shows up soon.
Bubbles
Yeah, she'd love this!
Bubbles
That is a really nice lawn mower.
GVGame Voice
New challenger!
[The Amoeba Boys are in the game]
Now we have to fight the Amoeba Boys?
Bubbles
The Amoeba Boys? I didn't put them in the game! [gasps] How is this possible?
Take that, you losers! Ha ha!
[Her player kicks Junior]
[Her player kicks Bossman]
Bubbles
[Heads for the computer] This isn't funny, guys! If the Amoeba Boys are in "Baybee Bunnies," it means they have access to the entire Internet!
So what? Those dudes are beyond harmless. What damage could they possibly cause?
[The Amoeba Boys are inside the internet]
BBossman
Come on, boys. Let's see what damage we could possibly cause.
[The Amoeba Boys start to explore the internet. First they went inside a Grumpy Cat website, and they changed the Grumpy Cat's face into a smiley face, then they went inside Ejay, a parody of Ebay, and they tap on the buy button a few times to buy a bunch of used cotton swabs]
ABThe Amoeba Boys
Buy, buy, buy!
MThe Mayor
Ooh! Guess I'm the proud owner of a bunch of used cotton swabs. Hooray!
[Cut to a website named Juju, a parody of Hulu]
AActor
I like you a lot, Cheryl. And that's why I...
[The movie buffers, then the Amoeba Boys appear on it, and they spin the buffer to make it go faster]
Oh, come on! Mojo pays good money for high-speed Internet!
[Cut to a pie making video]
OWOld Woman
And that's how you make a good-luck pie. And now for the finishing touch.
[The Amoeba Boys appear and stole the pie]
[The scene switches to Princess Morbucks' video]
But your lashes will only look pretty if you use the most expensive masc... [The Amoeba Boys threw the pie on Princess Morbucks' face] Ow!
Bubbles
The Amoeba Boys are headed towards the center of the Internet! If they damage the hub, it could create an E.M.P. that'll send the world back into the dark ages!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Huh?
Bubbles
It'll ruin the Internet forever!
Bubbles
So what?! Don't you know what this means? No one will be able to use GPS! Satellites will go off course! And worst of all, you'll lose all your special weapons in "Baybee Bunnies"!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bubbles
[voice-over] I have become darkness -- it inhabits me now. Cast out by society -- shunned, rejected. I will have my vengeance. [She sees the dogs eating food from trans bins and hisses at them, then the dogs whimper and ran away] There's only one place I can go now.
[She knocks on Mojo's door and Mojo answers it while he's cooking]
Well... this is awkward. [He serves Bubbles tea with his kitten-themed tea pot] Come now. Tell Mojo what's on your mind.
Bubbles
Well... [She sips her tea] I want to wreak vengeance on those who have forsaken me! So... I came to the only person who knows what it's like to be rejected for being hideous.
[Gasps] Mojo is not hideous! He is at least a solid... eight.
Bubbles
Okay, the point is, we can team up. I could be your evil acolyte.
Nope. Sorry, Mojo operates solo. He has no room for sidekicks.
Bubbles
Um... You have bunk beds.
[Mojo has bunk beds in the shape of cars behind him]
Curse that aggressive salesman!
Bubbles
So what do you say?
Hmm. Very well. We shall wreak havoc on this forsaken Townsville. And maybe even destroy those accursed Powerpuff Girls. [Laughs maniacally until he stops]
Bubbles
What did you say?
Alright, open up, sickos.
Mmm-mmm. You have to sing the song.
Bubbles
We don't take the antidote without the song.
Ugh, fine. [sings] Drink the antidote drink it up put it in your mouth and clam it up.
[She puts the spoon on Bubbles' mouth]
[Buttercup puts the bottle of the antidote on Blossom's mouth]
[Donny comes back to the house, turns on the light and sees an angry Bubbles on her robe, has curlers on her hair and green cream on her face as he screams]
Bubbles
And just where have you been?
Oh, it's you, Bubbles. What's that on your face?
Bubbles
I'm minimizing my pores. But don't change the subject. I've been shooting you mad texts all day. And no answer?
I was busy. I went to see Space Towtruck On Ice with Chelsea.
Bubbles
[gasps] How dare you?
You've been acting weird lately.
Bubbles
Have not!
You know, Chelsea invited us to sleep over, but if you're gonna keep acting all jelly, I'm just gonna go alone.
Bubbles
Fine. Go to Chelsea's. See if I care.
[Scene cuts to the girls' room where Blossom and Buttercup are in their bed hearing the argument downstairs]
[offscreen] Fine. I will.
Bubbles
[offscreen] Fine. You do that.
Sounds like it's going all right.
[Scene cuts back to the living room]
Bubbles
And, as far as I'm concerned, I don't have a BFF anymore. Here's what I think of our friendship.
[She bends the spoon in front of Donny's face, then he gasps and he begins to walk away]
You know what, Bubbles? If that's how you really feel, then have a good night, Worst Friend Forever.
Chelsea, crush the last Puny Puff Gir! And her dopey unicorn friend.
CChelsea
Okey dokey, artichoke.
Bubbles
You can't destroy us or our friendship!
And I don't know where I am!
CChelsea
[Reveals that her face is a robot; in deep robotic voice] Donny was never your BFF.
Bubbles
Yes he is! And I've got the spoon to prove it!
CChelsea
That stupid spoon won't save you now.
[She fires heart laser beams at them, but Bubbles holds the spoon, then the laser beams lands on the spoon to make them aim at Chelsea and they destroy Chelsea completely and her robotic head rolls to Mojo]
CChelsea
Playtime is over.
[Blossom puts a presidential poster of herself on the wall]
[Bubbles and Buttercup are passing out presidential buttons to the students passing by]
Bubbles
Vote for Blossom for Student Body President.
Vote for Blossom. Take a button. [pause] I said take a button!
[She angrily throws a button at Arjun]
[Buttercup picks up a student]
Vote for Blossom or I'll rip out your sinuses!
Buttercup, stop! I told you not to intimidate the voters!
[Buttercup drops the student]
Yeah! Haven't you listened to a word I said?
Bubbles
I was listening, Blossom.
Oh, yeah? What did I say?
Bubbles
Um... I love you.
BBarry
Blossom. [He arrives with the camera crew] Barry Mackerbocker, Townsville School Press. What makes you the best choice for Student Body President?
I'm glad you asked. ["Hail to the Chief" plays as she speaks] The great institution of student government is all about being the voice of the people, understanding what this school needs, and making the tough decisions that will guide us into a brighter future! And that's why I'm pushing my protractor initiative for the math team.
[pause; Crickets chirping]
BBoy
Agh! The bats are back! [He screams as bats attack him as he's running]
And getting rid of the bats that have overrun the cafetorium. [The students murmur in excitement] But whatever happens, the most important thing is that we all have a fair and civil election.
MMMatt Manser
I couldn't agree more.
Ah! My distinguished opponent, Matt Manser.
MMMatt Manser
I look forward to running a good, clean campaign against you.
Thanks, Matt. May the best candidate win.
[They shake hands]
Bubbles
[As she hides Cheepy in the girls' closet] If you thought those bushes were nice, you're gonna love this! [Cheepy cheeps; giggles] Oh, Cheepy, you are the living end!
Bubbles? [comes into the room] You in here?
Bubbles
[She quickly closes the closet door] I'm doing innocent things!
Bubbles
Oh! Heh. Haha, yeah! I was just on my way downstairs.
[Cheepy cheeps]
Did you just cheep at me?
Bubbles
Uh yes? [Cheepy cheeps] Cheep! Cheep, cheep!
This. This is what I'm talking about. It freaks me out when you do stuff like this.
Bubbles
Uh [chuckles] I'll be down in a minute.
Whatever [leaves the room].
Bubbles
[sighs and closes the closet door] Okay, Cheepy. Just keep quiet, and I'll be right back, 'kay? [Cheepy cheeps] Oh. That smell? It's Buttercup's shoes. [whispering] She doesn't wash her feet. [giggles]
[Cheepy cheeps and she closes the closet door. Cut to the table in the kitchen]
So I made waffles instead.
Bubbles
[as she comes down to the kitchen table] Sorry I'm late.[giggles]
[The Hotline cellphone buzzes and Blossom checks it]
Wow! Looks like the animal you found at the park is a Chinchillasaurus.
Bubbles
I left Cheepy in the park!
Uh yeah. I know. It's a good thing, too, 'cause it says even though they are born small, they can have growth spurts when they eat yams.
Bubbles
[chuckles] No kidding?
It says that they can grow bigger than a person.
How do you even know this?
I posted the picture I took to an online forum I run about local floral and fauna.
I thought your forum was about typography in the Industrial Revolution.
Yeah, I have that one too.
Someone should put your picture on a forum. Am I right, Bubbs?
Bubbles
[nervously] Heh yeah. [She sees Cheepy wandering through the kitchen behind Blossom] Whoa!
Bubbles
No!
[She quickly grabs Cheepy and hides him behind her back]
Dude! What are you doing?
Uh, what are you hiding behind your back?
Bubbles
Uh, you mean this spoon?
Bubbles
Uh this ham hock?
Bubbles
This organic kale?
Bubbles
Clam juice?
Bubbles
Mayonnaise?
Bubbles
This Zoomsbie?
Bubbles
Ehh. [She throws the Zoomsbie out through the window]
Stop pulling stuff out of the fridge. I know you have the Chinchillasaurus.
Bubbles
Uh what are you even talking about girlfriend?
I'm talking about the Chinchillasaurus you obviously have behind your back.
Bubbles
"Chinchillasaurus?" Oh, Blossom. You and your crazy stories. [laughs]
[Cheepy munches on a piece of a yam and grows huge, crushing the whole kitchen table; cheeps]
Bubbles
[comes out from underneath Cheepy] Hehe.
[The Professor Utonium, Bubbles and Buttercup are in the car, getting Blossom who is under a Smoojhi spell by Bianca]
Uh, are you sure you don't want us to fly?
UProfessor Utonium
No. There are some things a dad just has to do. [He stops and gets out of the car] Stay in the car, girls.
Don't worry, Professor. We're right behind...
UProfessor Utonium
Car. [As he is walking through the citizens who are all under the same spell as Blossom] Excuse me. Make way. I have to speak with my daughter. [He finally gets to Blossom] Blossom!
BBianca
Who's that tacky milkman?
UProfessor Utonium
Look here. Don't give me that blank stare, young lady. I have specifically asked you to take that Smoojhi off two times now. Oh, I'm very disappointed in you.
Uh-oh. He's giving her the finger-wag/ disappointed-stare combo.
Bubbles
She's doomed!
UProfessor Utonium
As long as you live under my roof, you have to follow my rules.
BBianca
Ugh. This is getting old fast. Blossom, shoo this milkman away, will you?
UProfessor Utonium
And furthermore... [She picks up the Professor Utonium] B-B-Blossom!
[She throws the Professor Utonium back to the car]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
Professor!
Bubbles
Are you sure you don't want us to...
UProfessor Utonium
Stay in the car. [He is thrown back to the car again] Aah! Oh!
UProfessor Utonium
Stay in the car.
[He is thrown back to the car again]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
Professor!
UProfessor Utonium
Car. All right. I've had just about enough of...
BBianca
Ugh, give it a rest.
UProfessor Utonium
You! You're the bad influence on my daughters!
Oh, man! He's going full dad!
UProfessor Utonium
Stop manipulating my daughter!
BBianca
Stay back, you outdated poseur! [Professor Utonium grabs the Selfie Scepter] Aah! He's got our Selfie Scepter!
[Barbarus roars and goes after the Professor Utonium]
UProfessor Utonium
Oh! [He makes a run for it with the Selfie Scepter]
Bubbles
Are you sure you don't need any...
UProfessor Utonium
No. Stay in the car! [He keeps running from Barbarus until he trips] Oh! Whoa! Whoa! [He falls and breaks the Selfie Scepter, breaking the spell]
CClerk
[to the teenage girls] You still got to pay for those.
[Bianca and Barbarus falls and lands next to the police]
MCMale Cop
Fashion police.
FCFemale Cop
Looks like you're out of glamour.
MCMale Cop
And into the slammer.
Oh, man, it totally worked!
I never thought I would say this, but taking the easy way out with this garden really paid off!
[An unknown creature passes by, snarling]
Bubbles
Girls, looks at the size of these [loud chomp] tomatoes?
[They see a tomato being eaten]
Ugh, Bubbles, what did you do this time?
Bubbles
It wasn't me!
[Loud chomping goes on as tomatoes are being eaten]
Something's eating all the tomatoes! [The girls see one tomato hanging] Look, there's still one left. [She uses her laser beams to get the tomato down and she gets it] Got it!
[The unknown creature, revealing to be a tomato worm named Eddie pops out and eats Bubbles]
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Bubbles!
EEddie
Oh, sorry. [She spits Bubbles out of her mouth]
Bubbles
Oof!
Bubbles
I'd be lying if I said yes.
EEddie
Oh, man, I'm such a jerk. Sorry, I'm just super hungry. [She chomps on a leaf] And sometimes I eat extra when I'm anxious. Spoiler alert I'm anxious a lot. [laughs]
EEddie
Oh, I'm a tomato worm. Name's Tabitha, but you can call me Eddie. [She shakes hands with the girls]
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