The PJs Season 3 quotes

Calvin

[narrating] Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the projects, my heart could burst. [picks up a floating paper bag]

Thurgood

See, boys? Nothin' gives you a greater sense of pride than cleanin' up the neighborhood.

Juicy

But Super, didn't the judge order you to do this community service?

Thurgood

Look, we could argue all day about who was and who wasn't arrested for public urination, but I'll be the bigger man and do my community service. [picks up a small wad of paper] There, the courtyard is clean. Was that so hard? [a piece of paper hits him] What the Funky Phantom?

Thurgood

So you're not black. So what? Nothin's really changed.

Jimmy

Everything's changed. I thought I knew who I was. Ever since I was nine, I built up a whole image of my father. A strong, powerful soldier, like the black G.I. Joe. You know, the one that looks like the brother on 60 Minutes.

Thurgood

Well, now you got a new image. A strong, powerful Korean, and he's still got kung-fu grip.

Jimmy

Don't you get it?! I don't want to be Korean! They kicked my mother out in disgrace.

Tell us, how did you arrive at a performance that evokes such a provocatively resonant verisimilitude?

Thurgood

[in character voice] Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?! [audience laughs. He switches to his deep voice] Gotcha, James. Nah, I just made the voice up. Same way I make up the dialogue.

So, there are no scripts?

Thurgood

Nope. I make this [bleep] up as I go along.

What would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

Thurgood

The jokes aren't whitey 'cause we own heaven.