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S4Rube Tube

So that's it? Replacing me? With Old Man Walker?

Yep! Just like you replaced me with Rube.

What are you talking about? I'm not replacing you with Rube.

You're not?

[The raft hits "land." Rube is pouring digestive fluids out of his hat.]

No! I'm just helping the guy out. I felt bad for him because he lost his-

My crew! [Three skeletons with filming equipment are shown on the other side of the cave. Squidina gasps] Y'all don't look so good. In fact, you look... like you could use something to eat! [The skeleton crew look at each other.]

S1Skeleton 1

Yes! Sounds good.

S2Skeleton 2

I could go for a bite.

S3Skeleton 3

I skipped breakfast.

S5Retreat!

[The episode opens with a vintage 1980's-style opening for a team-building series, showing clips of incidentals working at a job, being kind to one another and cheering.]

BNBusiness Narrator

So when you work together as a team, anything is possible! [logo saying "TEAM" appears with the text below, "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!"]

[Zoom out revealing that the opening is on a television screen in the wilderness. Incidentals are heard arguing at a team-building retreat whilst the instructor looks concerned.]

IInstructor

Guys, guys, this is no way to start our team-building retreat! I think we're all getting a little hot-headed here. Why don't we cool off with a nice, cold beverage?

[opening sequence]

[comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]

[Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]

This is my dad!

[Cecil fishes out Tinkle, and licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]

This is my mom!

[Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]

This is my sister! [Squidina farts and gets surrounded by a black cloud and runs away] She's shy.

[GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]

This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...

[Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby, SpongeBob and his friends cheer on Patrick and his family]

This is my show!

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