[opening sequence]
[comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]
[Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]
This is my dad!
[Cecil fishes out Tinkle, and licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]
This is my mom!
[Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]
This is my sister! [Squidina farts and gets surrounded by a black cloud and runs away] She's shy.
[GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]
This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...
[Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby, SpongeBob and his friends cheer on Patrick and his family]
This is my show!
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