[about Dwight] Every Halloween, I tell him the same thing: "You can't bring weapons into the office." And every year, he says the same thing: "As soon as I get my weapons back, I'm gonna kill you."
“Spooked” · Season 8, Episode 5
In this episode: Pam Beesly (1), Erin Hannon (1), Toby Flenderson (1), Robert California (1)
Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?
Um, two?
That's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear.
Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us? How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships? It's funny isn't it, we take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear?
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