This is "parkour", the internet sensation of 2004. It was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive. The point is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.
“Gossip” · Season 6, Episode 1
In this episode: Jim Halpert (2), Michael Scott (1), Pam Beesly (1), Andy Bernard (1), Creed Bratton (1)
This is not the first time rumors about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.
How long have you known about the pregnancy? A week? A month? A year?
Michael, we only told our parents last week.
Did you pee on a stick?
I did. It was inconclusive.
You should've told me.
You're right. We should have realized that you are an equal part in this.
If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?
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