I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. [pause] I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But, Karen knows me, and she still hates me.
“Lecture Circuit (Part 1)” · Season 5, Episode 16
In this episode: Dwight Schrute (2), Jim Halpert (1), Pam Beesly (1)
Are you kidding?
Well, I'm not done yet.
Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown them up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
They match the carpet.
What is that? [points to sign] "It is your birthday, period."
It's a statement of fact.
Not even an exclamation point?
This is more professional! It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer!
Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
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