Jim and Dwight in “Lecture Circuit (Part 1)”

Are you kidding?

Well, I'm not done yet.

Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown them up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?

They match the carpet.

What is that? [points to sign] "It is your birthday, period."

It's a statement of fact.

Not even an exclamation point?

This is more professional! It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer!