Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.
Oh sweet mother of God.
If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.
Excuse me.
Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus.
“Beach Games” · Season 3, Episode 23
In this episode: Michael Scott (2), Dwight Schrute (1), Kevin Malone (1), Stanley Hudson (1), Angela Martin (1)
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
Andy Bernard. Pros: he's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him.
Sabotage.
What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?
No, I was saying that before, not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.
I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.
If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.
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