The O.C. quotes

Seth

You may find this hard to believe, Ryan... but when I was younger, I used to be a bit of a worrier.

Ryan

You don't say

Seth

To distract myself from worrying, I would sometimes make lists. It didn't matter what the lists were of, it could be anything. Every cereal I've ever eaten, or the names of every planet mentioned in Star Wars. Whatever."

Ryan

You wanna make a list, Seth?

Seth

Oh, yeah. Whatever. Sure, if you want to. We could start with everyone you've punched in the face...since moving to Newport. First would be Luke at Holly's beach house

Ryan

Yeah, & number two would be Luke.

Seth

Right, at the diner.

Ryan

Yeah, & again at the model home.

Seth

What about Holly's dad at the cotilion?

Ryan

That was more of a tackle

Seth

Which takes us back to Luke

Ryan

Yeah. TJ.

Seth

Although, you're going to have to wrap your head about the fact that we're really brothers now... We're blood brothers.

Ryan

You donated blood?

Seth

Eh, I had an extra few pints flowing through my veins. It was no big deal.

Ryan

Hm. You're not a big fan of needles.

Seth

Nor of fainting, it turns out. But the bank was a little low and us O negative guys gotta stick together.

Ryan

Hm. It's weird, cause all of the sudden I have this strange urge to listen to Death Cab and read comic books.

Seth

For real?

Ryan

No. I'm kidding.

Seth

We could have turned this into a body-swap comedy, we could have squeezed another year or two out of this.

Taylor

Summer, do you really think Pancakes is in the attic? Like he pulled down the ladder, hopped up and then put it away?

Best earthquake ever.

Summer

It is stupid, and dangerous, and (crash) ... oh my God. Go 187 on that zombie's ass.

Seth

Okay, I've always wondered, in your opinion, who is the better food industry server, I guess: Chloe, the magical waitress from Albequerque, or Donny, the angry busboy who shot Luke?

Ryan

I'll go with Chloe on that one.

Seth

Good. What I thought, what I thought. Desert island: Sadie, the tough-as-nails yet soulful jewelry maker, or Lindsay, my grandfather's illegitimate bookish love child?

Seth

Now, ahem, when last we checked... need some help with that?... we were on Trey. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we went from Trey to a lengthy Volchok period.

Ryan

Yeah. Hey, thanks for this.

Seth

Yeah. Now unless you hit that Chili guy. Or Johnny. I know a lot of people were rooting for that.

Seth

Darryl?!

Hey, Seth! How's the earthquake treating you?

Seth

Ah... not too well. I need to ask for your help.

Sure... but how can I help you?

Seth

Well, I'm guessing you don't have a... like a car or walkie-talkie or...

This shopping cart is my only worldly possession.

Seth

Ok, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for it.

Sorry! No way! I... I'll give you my pants.

Seth

No. No. They look better on you. Listen... it has a flat tire and possibly a broken axle but it's a $70,000 dollar car and it's all yours in exchange for the cart.

Sweet!

Ryan

You donated blood?

Seth

Aah, I had an extra few pints flowing through my veins, it's no big deal.

Ryan

Hmm, you're not a big fan of needles.

Seth

Nor of fainting, it turns out, but the bank was a little low and us O-negative guys gotta stick together.

Ryan

Hm, that's weird, cause all of a sudden I have this strange urge to listen to Death Cab and read comic books.

Seth

Really?

Ryan

No, I'm kidding.

Taylor

Mom, I'm really sorry I shot you, I know we don't always get along, but ... I really love you.

Taylor

I don't think I've ever heard you say that before.

Taylor, that's why I went to Julie's. After the earthquake happened all I could think about was you.

Taylor

Oh my God Mom, me too.

I was shot because I'm such a total failure as a mother. It never even occurred to you that I would come looking for you.

Taylor

But you did. So...

So...

Taylor

Oh Mom.

Kirsten

You're making crepes?

Ryan

Yeah. Taylor sent Kaitlin a griddle from France.

Kaitlin

With a super-long note about how I need to broaden my breakfast horizons. She's 6,000 miles away and still annoying.

Seth

Take a good look around. Everything's about to change.

Summer

Actually, I have a surprise! Look: the floor plan to our apartment in Providence.

Seth

Hey: big screen TV, La-Z-boys, hotplate. Looks exactly like here.

Summer

Mmm?

Seth

Awesome! Do you think our TiVO will keep its memory if we pack it?

Summer

I don't know. I should call the helpline right now.

Seth

Take a look around, man. In a few weeks, you're gonna have all these new faces to punch.

Ryan

Aw, you gettin' nostalgic on me?

Sandy

Sophie Rose Cohen. It's got a nice ring to it.

Kirsten

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Seth

She really will be in two years, when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.

Ryan

You just called your sister a squished meatball.

Sandy

Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.

Kirsten

Oh, he was beautiful, too.

Seth

Yeah. I was.

Sandy

Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.