Taylor and Ryan in “The Metamorphosis”

Taylor

Ryan! There you are! I think there might be something wrong with your phone. I called three times today--

Ryan

Six, actually.

Taylor

Oh! Well, um, did you get a chance to look at that silly little document?

Ryan

Yeah, I did, and I have a question for you. [hands her the document in French] What does that say right there?

Taylor

Oh, that's just lawyer-speak. You know, party of the first part, party of the second part...

Ryan

So it doesn't say we had sex, like, thirty times? It took me, like, five hours to translate that.