Don Keefer quotes from The Newsroom

Would you consider us a couple?

I don't understand the question...

Yeah you do cause this is exactly how I act in the same situation. Suddenly I pretend I'm stupid and hearing impaired. Do you consider us a couple?

Do you consider us a couple?

I do that too, Socrates.

We are...

Yup?

Okay, let me say...

Go ahead.

Here's what we are...

Bring it.

I love spending time with you.

H-ho, oh man...

Wait.

I can't believe I'm being Don Keefered.

You're not! I would never Don Keefer you.