[Everyone is telling the story of the Three Little Pigs]
Never fear citizens! It is I, the Masked Offender to the rescue!
No no no! You don't belong here.
Whoops. [disappears]
There is no Masked Offender in this story.
Pooh, just why does the big bad bunny want to get into the house?
I believe he wants to borrow some... honey. No. Not that. He, he wants uh...
To get out of the rain. [a storm cloud appears over Rabbit]
That's it! No more! This has gone far enough! Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears? It's too much! I'm taking over! [stuffs cloud into picnic basket] I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told! Ahem. I'm going to huff and puff and blow your tree down!
Oh, d-d-dear!
[Honey erupts onto Rabbit from the basket]
And the three little piglets, who had all the honey they wanted, lived happily ever after. The end.
Oh, I love happy endings, Pooh. But what happened to the big bad bunny?
[drenched in honey] Don't ask, Piglet. Don't ask.
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