Pooh quotes from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Pooh

I want to thank the wishing star. It made my most important wish come true.

Christopher Robin

What wish is that?

Pooh

You.

Surprise!

Pooh

Surprise! Exactly whom are we surprising?

Rabbit

Why you, Pooh. It's your surprise going away party. See?

Pooh

I am surprised. Why I didn't even know I was going away.

Tigger

Didn't you read the signs? "Goodbye." "So long." "We'll m-m-miss you."

Rabbit

Pooh, we even have going away presents for you.

Pooh

A jar of honey! It's just what I always wanted, Piglet. How did you know?

Tigger

Here you go, buddy bear!

Pooh

Oh thank you, Tigger! Oh thank you, Eeyore!

Eeyore

It's something sweet, sticky and golden.

Pooh

So Rabbit. What present do you have for me?

Rabbit

Well uh... uh... Look! A Jagular!

Tigger

I don't see no Jagular.

Rabbit

Well it was there yesterday.

Piglet

Ooh! That was a close call.

Rabbit

Here you go, Pooh. Happy going away.

Pooh

Thank you everyone. This is the best going away party I've ever had. Actually it's the only going away party I've ever had.

Gopher

Of course, you have to be careful with dynamite. Can't use too much. Just a little keg will do you.

Pooh

Only one keg?

Piglet

Oh dear.

Tigger

Uh oh.

Gopher

Stand clear! [the entire fortress blows up] You too, Rabbit.

Pooh

Do you think perhaps we should have told Gopher that we each used one keg, too?

Tigger

Never fear citizens! It is I, the Masked Offender to the rescue!

Rabbit

No no no! You don't belong here.

Tigger

Whoops. [disappears]

Rabbit

There is no Masked Offender in this story.

Piglet

Pooh, just why does the big bad bunny want to get into the house?

Pooh

I believe he wants to borrow some... honey. No. Not that. He, he wants uh...

Tigger

To get out of the rain. [a storm cloud appears over Rabbit]

Rabbit

That's it! No more! This has gone far enough! Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears? It's too much! I'm taking over! [stuffs cloud into picnic basket] I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told! Ahem. I'm going to huff and puff and blow your tree down!

Piglet

Oh, d-d-dear!

Pooh

And the three little piglets, who had all the honey they wanted, lived happily ever after. The end.

Piglet

Oh, I love happy endings, Pooh. But what happened to the big bad bunny?

Rabbit

[drenched in honey] Don't ask, Piglet. Don't ask.

Tigger

Buddy bear! [turns and accidentally spills honey on Owl]

Pooh

No, there's nothing in there I want.

Tigger

[seeing what happened to Owl] Aha! It's Owl! I mean, it's Pooh! I mean...you know what I mean.

Pooh

Tiptoeing would be a great deal easier if you knew what it is that you're trying not to step IN!

Piglet

Dagnabbit! What's goin' on here, sonny?! How am I supposed to find a missing appetite when folks are always droppin' in unexpectedly?!

Pooh

I don't know exactly what it is, but Gopher doesn't seem to be himself today.

Pooh

This outside looks dry.

Piglet

Are you sure?

Pooh

Yes Piglet. We shall just have to look for another outside to find your flood. Either your flood is a very dry flood, Piglet, or it is hiding somewhere.

Tigger

The little guys got carried away and carried me away.

Rabbit

Tigger, this thing has caused nothing but trouble from the start.

Tigger

Oh, I guess you're [sniffles] Right. My inventions have been messing things up. I'm just a flat-out, outright, downright failure. I'll never be able to show my handsome face again! TTFG: Ta ta for good.

Pooh

We can't let him not show his handsome face ever again.

Tigger

You remember that crazy old story about the cat who played out of tune? [in his fantasy, a cow rams Tigger and he flies straight through the moon] He fiddled so bad, a moo cow got mad and k-nocked him clear to the moon.

Pooh

Oh my.

Tigger

The whole sky was bare when the kitty got there and he fell to what looked like his doom. [in his fantasy, a round plate sits on a wall] Meanwhile down on the ground, all cuddly and round, Humphrey Dumphrey sat on his wall. Then he heard a strange noise. [in his fantasy, a hollering Tigger falls on the wall, catapulting him away] And he gazed up on high and that kitty came falling right out of the sky. He sent Humphrey flying like a chubby old bird. But where the guy landed, I won't say a word.

Pooh

Why, this must be the cloud machine Christopher Robin told me about.

Gopher

And there is where your cloud soup's coming from.

Pooh

Don't cry, little cloud. Tigger didn't mean it.

Tigger

Hey, knock it off! Don't you have a parade you can go rain on? Why am I the only one to get drenched by this cloud?!

Pooh

Maybe it doesn't like wet bears.

Tigger

Well, I don't like wet clouds.

Pooh

The birdie is actually Piglet.

Tigger

You sure if I toss him up into the wild blue yonder, he won't flap around for us?

Piglet

Cookie, anyone?

Tigger

Oh boy! Chow time! [takes the entire plate]

Rabbit

Gentlemen take only one cookie

Tigger

It's a good thing I'm on a diet.

Piglet

Tea, Pooh?

Pooh

Oh, just a drop...if you please.

Rabbit

Pooh bear!

Piglet

One lump or two, Tigger?

Tigger

Make it 50! [dumps the entire sugar bowl]

Rabbit

Tigger! Where are your manners?

Tigger

Must have left them in my other suit. [slurps the tea]

Rabbit

No no no! Proper gentlemen drink with the pinky extended like so. Now you may pass the milk, Tigger.

Tigger

Why certainly. Go out long, Piglet! [uses the pitcher as a football]

Christopher Robin

Time to face the music. There's something I have to tell you. I lost your dog. I'm really sorry. I'll get you a new one.

Christopher Robin

Boy am I glad to see you. Hey stop that! No don't stop that.

Pooh

Thank goodness my fluff is fluffy.

Tigger

[Jumps into the locomotive cab] I am the Tigger with No Name!

Pooh

I am the Pooh with a Name! If only I could remember it. Oh, bother!

Tigger

Say, how'd you get here so fast?

Pooh

It's a fantasy.

Christopher Robin

Hi, guys. I see you didn't touch my train while I was gone. And because you were so good, I'm going to let you operate the controls. And you, Tigger, are first because you wanted it so much.

Tigger

No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. Hey. Anyone want to go outside and play "guess who's sleeping"?

Pooh

Oh, how wonderful.

Rabbit

Always cheating again.

Piglet

Can I borrow a pillow?

Christopher Robin

Oh, well. Hey, guys, wait for me. I want to play.