A character in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Voiced by Ken Sansom
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh · 117 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: in 33 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Tigger (15), Pooh (8), Piglet (7)
RabbitThat was a hyena. This is a band of monkeys.
One and a two!
RabbitExcuse me, could I ask you something?
Sure! You have a request? "Chattanooga Choo-Choo"? "Ludwig's Fifth"? Hey! How about "The Last Train to Clarksville"? We can do it all, you know. Listen! One and a two and a-
Okay, fluff and stuff, hand over the tag!
RabbitUh, tag? What tag?
[yanks on Rabbit's tag] This tag! We've been in here a long, long time, see? And no kid ever wanted to buy us! First day, you get that thing on! [lets go of Rabbit's tag, making it slap onto his face] WHAM-O! Knee deep and customers!
RabbitOh! [holds up his tag] You want this tag? [the counterfeit toys nod their heads in agreement] Oh, well, uh, why didn't you say so? I thought you meant that tag. [points a different direction and runs off]
Hey, I don't see any- [notices Rabbit is gone] What the?! After him, boys! He's got our ticket outta here!
[They chase after Rabbit]
RabbitNever! I'll never give up my tag! Christopher Robin's gonna buy me! [bumps into a drum and goes flying into the counterfeit toys, crashing into some pillows] Phew! Thanks for catching me.
Don't mention it.
[Rabbit, remembering that they're after the special tag, screams and runs off only to bump into a doll]
Mama.
[Rabbit, though feeling a little dazed, sees the counterfeit toys running towards him. He yelps and runs away, leaving the tag behind on the doll's arm]
We want that tag, see?
What?! No cherry?
RabbitUh, let me answer that by saying...HELP!
Which um, reminds me, Eeyore and I have to go...find some honey.
RabbitHow can you think of food in a time like this?!
I practice.
The treasure! We found it! And it's exacticly what I always dreamed of... My very own X!
RabbitThe treasure's under the X, Tigger. You have to dig it up!
Surprise!
Surprise! Exactly whom are we surprising?
RabbitWhy you, Pooh. It's your surprise going away party. See?
I am surprised. Why I didn't even know I was going away.
Didn't you read the signs? "Goodbye." "So long." "We'll m-m-miss you."
RabbitPooh, we even have going away presents for you.
A jar of honey! It's just what I always wanted, Piglet. How did you know?
Here you go, buddy bear!
Oh thank you, Tigger! Oh thank you, Eeyore!
It's something sweet, sticky and golden.
So Rabbit. What present do you have for me?
RabbitWell uh... uh... Look! A Jagular!
I don't see no Jagular.
RabbitWell it was there yesterday.
Ooh! That was a close call.
RabbitHere you go, Pooh. Happy going away.
Thank you everyone. This is the best going away party I've ever had. Actually it's the only going away party I've ever had.
[hearing Piglet's singing] Say! What's that?
RabbitSounds like a heffalump with a bad head cold.
Nah! It's the mating call of the yellow bellied double parked sapsucker.
[Everyone is telling the story of the Three Little Pigs]
Never fear citizens! It is I, the Masked Offender to the rescue!
RabbitNo no no! You don't belong here.
Whoops. [disappears]
RabbitThere is no Masked Offender in this story.
Pooh, just why does the big bad bunny want to get into the house?
I believe he wants to borrow some... honey. No. Not that. He, he wants uh...
To get out of the rain. [a storm cloud appears over Rabbit]
RabbitThat's it! No more! This has gone far enough! Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears? It's too much! I'm taking over! [stuffs cloud into picnic basket] I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told! Ahem. I'm going to huff and puff and blow your tree down!
Oh, d-d-dear!
[Honey erupts onto Rabbit from the basket]
And the three little piglets, who had all the honey they wanted, lived happily ever after. The end.
Oh, I love happy endings, Pooh. But what happened to the big bad bunny?
Rabbit[drenched in honey] Don't ask, Piglet. Don't ask.
The little guys got carried away and carried me away.
RabbitTigger, this thing has caused nothing but trouble from the start.
Oh, I guess you're [sniffles] Right. My inventions have been messing things up. I'm just a flat-out, outright, downright failure. I'll never be able to show my handsome face again! TTFG: Ta ta for good.
We can't let him not show his handsome face ever again.
[his bug is feasting on vegetables] He's huge. I'm going to have the best science project in the entire class.
Uh, Christopher Robin.
Yes, Roo?
He's kind of our friend.
Yes. And we wish to know if he will have to remain a science project forever.
[laughing] Don't worry, guys. As soon as I show him in school tomorrow, I'll let him go.
Oh. Really?
That’s grand!
RabbitJust what I need. Another bug, and such a hungry one.
That's okay, Rabbit. It's nice just being here.
RabbitRabbit? But you used to call me Rabbie, remember?
I'm too old for that.
RabbitOh no, Kessie. You'll always be my little baby bird. But what matters now is, you're back. Back to stay forever.
[Tigger has built a very long ladder stretching across the landscape]
I came. I sawed. I hammered.
RabbitThis will get us up there.
But how do we get it up there?
RabbitUh, which ones? Well the uh, magician's not here, and uh, there's no bishop.
Say, the bish-hop sounds like my kind of guy. Hoo hoo!
[Rabbit is a victim of Tigger's swill trap]
RabbitTigger, what is this?
This, bunny boy, is swill.
Cookie, anyone?
Oh boy! Chow time! [takes the entire plate]
RabbitGentlemen take only one cookie
It's a good thing I'm on a diet.
Tea, Pooh?
Oh, just a drop...if you please.
RabbitPooh bear!
One lump or two, Tigger?
Make it 50! [dumps the entire sugar bowl]
RabbitTigger! Where are your manners?
Must have left them in my other suit. [slurps the tea]
RabbitNo no no! Proper gentlemen drink with the pinky extended like so. Now you may pass the milk, Tigger.
Why certainly. Go out long, Piglet! [uses the pitcher as a football]
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