[About her cold] My ears are so blocked I can't even hear myself.
Lucky you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
This is my first Thanksgiving where I'm eating for two.
You know, Sylvia, if you stop now, you can say the same.
Oh Darling you know I'd rather be here with you
Daddy you know what I think your problem is. You feel guilty about leaving Fran on Hanukkah.
Oh I do not
So do
Do not
WG[[W: Grace)
So do
Do not, Gracie look Fran said she understood this is business and sometimes business has to come first
I'm sorry sweetheart I think I'd like to go home
See if you can get hold of Fran on the Cell phone would you.
I'd love to lose more weight but nothing seems to kill my appetite.
Do what I did. I just looked at myself stark naked—
Thank you. That'll kill it.
Niles, get my coat! I'm going home!
Another miracle!
Niles, how am I ever going to tell Maxwell that my parents are staying here?
Quickly and without the negligee.
Maybe I shouldn't tell him at all. How long will it be before he notices?
Not long. He'll see her here for breakfast. He'll see her here for lunch. He'll see her here for dinner.
So I figure I've got at least 6 months?
Oh darling don't you look beautiful (kisses Fran) Mmm and that perfume i haven't smelled that perfume since the last time you did something wrong. What did you do?
I have to call the agency. None of these models they submitted are right for our poster.
You know, sir, if you need an attractive photogenic man, on camera I can pass for—
CCC.C.
Hume Cronyn?
Niles, thank you for your offer but this poster really needs to sell our new show. Someone virile with huge masculinity...
[Points to C.C.] Well, there's your man.
Kaitlyn how many times do i have to tell you i'm a married man
I'll tell Kaitlyn then I'll kill her
Oh Fran Darling what are you doing here?
This is so exciting! Grace is applying to the Eastside School for the Gifted. [To Grace] You know, you won't be the first member of the Fine family to attend. Your Aunt Celia spent three years there.
Ma, she worked in the lunch room. And she got fired for giving free lunches to a lady who tried to pass herself off as an 8th-grader.
Meanwhile, with my little pigtails and my little plaid skirt, I was adorable.
Fran, there has got to be a way to get that money back.
How, Val? He already converted the million bucks into francs.
[Disappointed] Well, once you convert it into hot dogs, it's very hard to trace.
[About Fran's pregnancy]
Mr. Sheffield Dr. Reynolds I'm a little concerned about one thing, When exactly would be the right time for us to stop having... well um sexual relations?
Fran I say when the Flatulence kicks in.
RDr. Reynolds
Hearing mommy's voice can be very soothing to the baby.
Oh, did you hear that?
RDr. Reynolds
That's enough! We don't want him to hang himself with the umbilical cord.
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