Darling I had to come back and finish what you started (talking about her grabbing him and making out with him so he would´nt see Maggie´s pregnancy test), (with a smile on his face) So why don't you open the door and we can freshen up together.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Darling what's all this in the middle of the afternoon. Wine, Candles, a sexy negligee. you were expecting me weren't you
Well funny you should use the word expecting
Gracie, I'm in so much trouble. I lost Yetta at the movies.
How could you lose a person?
I don't know. One second, she's talking to a cardboard cutout of Walter Matthau and the next second she was just gone!
Did you ask the other cutouts?
This is serious! There is a woman loose out there who is asking where Chucky's Bride is registered.
Do you want to have a baby or not?
Well, after thinking about it... Yes, of course I want to have a baby with Fran because I love her.
Well, I'd better overhear you telling her this soon, mister, because I'm not getting any younger!
What's happening? When are they going to let us see her?
Oh Listen, mom, I'm sure Fran and the Baby are doing just fine
That's the first time you've called me mom
Well you've been more of a mother to me then my own mother ever was
Well you've certainly seen more of me
oh Sweetheart i'm so sorry about what i said
Oh Sweetie you can't blame yourself that the way you feel. you don't want to have a baby now i can understand that
Well that was before i knew we were having one, Hey i didn't know i wanted another wife until i met you.
Niles, do you know what Mom and Dad have been up to?
Um... They're trying to co-produce a new project.
How? Dad's gonna let Fran handle his business?
[After a long pause] Eat your eggs.
WGWhoopi Goldberg
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Oh, Miss Whoopi Goldberg! I'm so sorry, I just... I have to have sex right now!
WGWhoopi Goldberg
Now, usually they ask for my autograph.
Mr. Sheffield I just don't know what to do anymore, Fran is obsessing about still not being pregant
Mr. Sheffield This is sick, your obsessive, now stop.
Fran Honey there's something wrong with me
Mr. Sheffield no sweatheart there's nothing wrong with you.
Mr. Sheffield
fran No
Mr. Sheffield Come on Aspen's beautiful this time of year'
Fran I don't want to go to Aspen they got babies there.
Mr. Sheffield Darling come on we haven't been outside this room in 2 weeks
Mr. Sheffield you know you are a wonderful woman come on lets pick up where we left off.
You know this has always been a fantasy of mine.
What to um make love in the snow?
No to make love to my ski instructor.
Mr. Sheffield Darling are we nodding and smiling because your trying to tell me we're going to have a baby
Fran (she nods)
Mr. Sheffield oh sweetheart we're going to have a baby
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