You know I just can't wait to get out of this dress
Then I'll go get us a room
( not paying attention) Okay [realizes as he lets go of her and walks away]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Maxwell, there's a horrifying glimpse of the future. A 250-pound apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
[Anticipating the arrival of a famous actress]
When she gets here, I don't want any screw-ups. [Starts sniffing]
What are you doing?
CCC.C.
I'm sniffing for Alberto VO 5, Top Ramen, anything that reeks of Nanny Fine.
Are you implying that I cannot keep this thing a secret?
C'mon, Ms. Fine, the only secret safe with you is your age. Barry Scheck and a whole barrel of sodium penthatol couldn't drag that out!
Do you, do you hate me? Is that what It Is? Are you trying to get back at me for backpedaling In our relationship?
Do you remember our conversation about trust?
Yea Why?
Well you realize you and I can not have a relationship If I can't trust you and It's obvious I can't
Well Wait you telling me you don't trust me? I thought we had a relationship?
Oh now wait a minute. Let me get this straight we have a relationship but only when It's convenient for you?
[To C.C] At the risk of sounding like the doctor who delivered you, this could get ugly.
[About Fran] Niles, I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do?
May I speak freely, sir?
Yes, of course, old boy.
[menacingly] I am so bloody sick of this, year after year, "Niles, what am I to do? I told her I loved her, I took it back, I'm afraid of commitment, I'm worried about the children!" [yelling, grabs Mr. Sheffield's shirt and shakes him] For God's sake, make a move! Do something! You passed on Cats, do you want to regret this for the rest of your life too?!
Ah, good afternoon, Ms. Fine.
Good afternoon, Mr. Sheffield. You know, the kids are at school, Niles is shopping. We could... do it.
[Tentatively] All right. Hi... Fran.
[Playfully] Hi, Max.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?!
[Enter C.C.] Well, there's your prototype.
Niles, can you keep a secret?
Well, I'm good until I meet another person.
This concerns Miss Fine.
[exasperated] Oh sir, you're not going to disappoint her again?
Not unless you'll think she'll be disappointed by this. [shows Niles a ring]
[tears up] Oh sir, sir it's beautiful...this is the happiest day of my life...it's funny how you picture it, but you're never really prepared for it.
[Picking up the telephone] Yes?
[Excitedly] I'm getting married!
Sorry, Miss. You got the wrong number.
How does it feel to wake up an engaged woman?
You know how they say when you finally attain your dream, It's always a letdown?
Mm-hmm.
They were WRONG!
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