Kermit! Kermit! I've just learned a terrible thing.
What now?
I just met that old gypsy woman in the alley.
Mm-hm.
She made a dire prediction!
A dire prediction? (two chickens faint) I was right.
So — so, what was the dire prediction?
Well, the old gypsy woman said that, in the final stages of the curse, Jonathan Winters would turn Swedish!
(gasp!)
I don't believe it.
Girls, did you hear that? In the final stages of the curse, he'll all be... (doing the Mock Swedish Dance) Look at me, I'm dancing.
Gonzo!
Oh, it's happening already. Gonzo just turned Dance Swedish! Soon everyone'll — (doing the Mock Swedish Dance)
Scooter! Kermit — listen to Scooter! He — (doing the Mock Swedish Dance)
Fozzie!
What?
Hey, listen to me, everybody! Uh, hey, listen, there's nothing terrible about turning Swedish! I mean, some of my best friends are Swedish.
Nothing terrible? Oh. (muttering) Who?
The Swedish Chef.
Victory is mine! Stand up and do the Mock Swedish Dance! Yeah! (doing the Mock Swedish Dance)
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