The Muppet Show quotes

- What are you talking about, its only just beginning!

- Oh why are we doomed to suffer? And why are those people watching voluntarily?!

- How come all your impressions sound the same?

- Fozzie: I can't help that, they were all written by the same writer.

- He's got a point there.

- Yeah, on his head!

- The legend of Robin Hood will never die.

- Yeah, but it sure got wounded pretty bad tonight.

- Fantastic, incredible, they remind me a lot of puppets.

- Ugh. Puppets, I always hated puppets

- You're a traitor to your class.

- What class, I never even graduated!

- (In unison and crying) WHY US!!!

- Terrific!

- Ah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. ("Pants dropping" sound)

- (Looks down on boxers) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.

- Uh-oh. Better get out your old army uniform.

- Yes. With a 108 angry countries, there's bound to be trouble.

- Where is the land of the rising sun?

- I don't know. I never get up that early.

- You know, I really liked that.

- Me too.

- Are we in the right theatre?

- Shakespeare would've hate that!

- You should know! You dated his sister!

- Boy, was she ugly.

- (Gonzo has performed a dangerous stunt and hurt himself)

- Maybe Gonzo should quit while he's ahead.

- Gonzo should quit while he's alive!

- That song had a nice beat.

- No thank you, I don't want to eat.

- I said beat! Why don't you turn up your hearing aid?

- There's going to be a raid? Let's get out of here!

- Hey, he just tried to drown us! What kind of act is that?

- An act of mercy!

- That's talent. An opera singer who tap-dances and sings cowboy songs. I wonder if there's anything she isn't good at.

- Yes. Choosing what show to be on.

- That was a great number, I don't care what you say.

- I thought it was dumb.

- Maybe you're right.

- [sings] You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...

- Why you old fool! I'm not your son and my name's not Shine!

- What's wrong with you?