The Muppet Show quotes

- Quiet! They might hear you!

- You know, this show really improves with age!

- Why? Because the jokes get better?

- No, because my hearing gets worse!

- Why do we always come here?

- I guess we'll never know

- It's like a kind of torture...

- (in unison) ...to have to watch this show!

- Fozzie- And tonight, I'm going to try and put something new in my act

- Yeah, like comedy maybe!

- That was a great number, I've always liked pantomime.

- That wasn't pantomime, your hearing aid's busted again!

- [about a balloon]

- Here. Can you tell anything about me from this?

- Yeah, you've got a round shape, and you're full of hot air.

- [balloon slips out of Waldorf's fingers and whirls around losing air]

- Boo boo!

- Said the men in the theater box...

- [both] Don't boogie in the barnyard!

- What was that about?

- (Looks at his watch) That was about, uh, a minute-and-a-half.

- The question is, what is a Mah Nà Mah Nà?

- The question is, who cares?

- Why did they want the igloo?

- I don't know. Maybe somebody must have broken their ig.

- This show's speeding along very quickly this evening.

- Oh, yes. Someone must have told them that it's harder to hit a moving target.

- Do you think we'll be entertained tonight?

- Well I will... I brought a book!

- Boo!

- Boooo!

- That was the worst thing I ever heard!

- It was terrible!

- Horrendous!

- Well, it wasn't that bad.

- Oh yeah?

- There were parts of it I liked.

- Yeah, I liked a lot of it.

- Yeah, it was good, actually.

- It was great!

- It's wonderful!

- Ah, bravo!

- More!

- More!

- More!

- More!

- Brilliant!

- Weh... that was terrible.

- Oh it was good.

- Nah, that was very bad.

- Well, it was average.

- Weh... it was in the middle there.

- Ah, it wasn't that great.

- I kind of liked it.

- It was terrible.

- I loved it!

- Get 'em off!

- More!

- Sure we liked it, if you promise it's your last one!

- Oh well, at least its over now