Piggy, while I appreciate this offer of affection, I hope you will understand when I tell you, as usual, that I do not want you.
Oh, then can I have her?
HAI-YA! [standing between Kermit and Gonzo, she karate-chops both of them, one with each hand] That is known as getting two turkeys with one chop.
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