Morgan Tookers quotes from The Mindy Project

Played by Ike Barinholtz · 16 quotes · page 2 of 2

Played by Ike Barinholtz

3rd most-quoted character in The Mindy Project: in 16 of its 97 quotes
Most scenes with: Mindy Lahiri (7), Danny Castellano (2), Peter Prentice (2)

Scenes with Morgan Tookers 13

[Mindy and Morgan are interviewing potential nannies for Leo]

N1Nanny 1

Child is like mule. It must be trained and broken.

N2Nanny 2

I will raise your child like it was one of my own weasels.

Morgan

Do you smell weed Dr. L?

I do.

Morgan

Yeah.

N3Nanny 3

I love the way babies smell. [sniffs]

Morgan

I just got an Amber Alert on my phone.

Get him outta here.