TV show quotes
I'm going into the Drapers' lair.
That's not a lair, it's an office, and no you're not.
Oh yes I am. Listen, I'm a little scared, you wouldn't want me to get hurt would you?
Don't bet on it. Why the Drapers?
A hunch. They're key in this somehow.
You think they hired Silva?
Well, they certainly look the part.
Why the hell didn't you call Cho?
You were closer.
Call Cho. I'm not even armed.
More lies! You have at least two guns in that car. Three?! You're the poster girl for the NRA.
Well, we caught the bad guy.
Yes, we did.
Most days that's enough.
Yep.
You want to go to the range and shoot something?
I'll drive.
Van Pelt. Whoa! Slow down! Uh, uno momento por favor. (Thrusts the phone toward Rigsby) Um...can you? Its the Federales, I think. Something about Jane and a goat?
Really?
It's all about knowing the odds, seizing the chances. 'No luck involved'.
Hogwash. (meaning nonsense.)
[referring to the floor safe] That's a high-end sensor lock. That's going to be tough to bust into.
I'll call tech services, tell them we need a locksmith.
[looking under the bed] Don't bother. I found the key.
This type of safe doesn't use a key.
[holds up severed index finger] Oh yes it does.
Face the wall. Put your hands on your head.
Who are you guys?
Remember the badge? C.B.I.
What the hell is that?
California Bureau of Investigation.
What the hell is that?
We're like the F.B.I., only more conveniently located.
So you're the psychic, huh?
No. There's no such thing as psychics.
Don't you ever get tired of your own cynicism?
Oh, weary as hell, but what's the alternative?
So, is she telling the truth?
I'm not sure. The spirit is deeply conflicted. I can't get a clear reading.
What are you using, dial-up?
You can smile your arrogant smile and pretend you know everything about everything, but you don't. There are whole worlds that you can't even begin to understand.
Synchronized swimming is the only world that springs to mind, but I'm sure you're right.
Jane parks his car next to the crime scene.
You can't park there.
Sure I can. [points to his car] Look.
The brass and media are going to be all over this like suckerfish.
Well why don't we just give it to the FBI? They love that stuff.
Oh, I wish. It's too late. The new boss is here doing on-cameras. It's our baby.
The new boss? I thought Hightower was boss.
The boss of Hightower? The director of the entire division. I told you about it last week. Your memory's going.
My memory is a mighty fortress, Lisbon, from which no fact ever escapes once committed. Now when you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves overcrowding.
[under tears] Why am I being punished? I'm a good person.
Yes, Ma'am.
Stop calling me Ma'am. I'm not your grandmother. How old do you think I am anyway?
[shrugs] 48, 49.
Giselle Dublin starts sobbing and crying all over again.
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